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[[Image:Man_at_work.jpg|thumb| A typical [[man]] at work]]
[[Image:Woman_at_work.jpg|thumb| A typical [[woman]] at work]]
[[Image:Workbtard.png|thumb| A typical [[/b/tard]] at work]]
[[Image:Alcoholwork.jpg|thumb|Working in [[advertising]] or for an e-company]]
[[Image:Rowan.jpg|thumb|Archbishop of Canterbury calls for women to be forbidden to have jobs as part of a multicultural society]]
[[Image:Overworked.jpg|thumb|Not shown: same overworked [[code]]-monkey walking into the office the next morning with an [[Gun|uzi]] killing seven others before offing himself.]]

'''Work''' was first brought to the masses by the cartoon strip ''[[Dilbert]]'', wherein it described a process whereby one does voluntary work in exchange for for [[money]]. Prior to the 1960s, the term "work" was generally referred to as [[slavery]]. 

All work managers are [[fat]], bald, miserable [[white]], Anglo-Saxon, Protestant men, since: 
* minorities [[poverty|don't]] or "[[disability|can't]]" [[welfare|work]],
* all [[atheist]]s are either friendless technical professionals or jabbering, [[homeless]] [[schizophrenic]]s (see: [[Gene Ray]]),
* and the the highest level that a woman can hope to rise in a company is to that of [[bitch|Secretary]], a phenomenon known as the "glass ceiling". 

[[Suicide|Ending ones work life]] is known as '''retirement'''. In the [[United States of America]], this usually means a [[McDonald's|lard]]-induced [[heart attack]] for [[men]] and [[pregnancy]] for [[women]]. [[Feminazis]] have tried to redefine household chores as work ("housework"), but since the advent of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|post-modern irony]] they have since returned to the [[kitchen]] and put the tea on.

== How to Get Work ==

See {{youtube|RMzJ9nXSR50|this}} [[typical]] [[Lies|résumé]] on [[YouTube]].

== Careers ==

* [[Serbia|Butcher]]
* [[Doctor_Who|Baker]]
* [[Candlejack|Candle]][[Dildo|stick-maker]]
* The [[U.S.]] [[army|Armed Forces]]
* The [[U.S.]] [[Government]]

== Examples of Not Work ==
* "[[Steal]]ing from the company" by editing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] during paid time at the office
* [[Masturbation]]
* [[Crime]]
* Being a [[Nigger]]

== Regions In Which Work Does Not Exist as a Concept==
* [[Africa]]
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Italy]]
* [[New Orleans]]
* [[Wales]]

== Resources ==
* [[AnoniWork]]
* [[Laziness]]
* [[Welfare]]
* [[Special:ListUsers/Sysop|ED's Human Resources Department]]

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