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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A wolf is a retarded sub-species of dog that is commonly found on the Internet. It is the second most popular animal to be molested by furries; the fox being the first.

Contents 1 On Art Sites 2 Art Gallery 3 Uses for a wolf 3.1 Original Stories Where Wolves Stand Around and Talk a Lot 4 Quotes

On Art Sites

Wolves are everywhere, most often found in the "popular" section of DeviantART every day. These deviant wolves shop at Hot Topic, have human hair and are often pro-ana. They come in every colour in the spectrum, but are most commonly found in blue and pink. Unfortunately for most artists, the wolf has been copyrighted to Kay Fedewa, so they can’t be drawn without her permission, lest you be paid a visit from her angry, rabid fanbase.

Art Gallery

A typical specimen of the devianTART wolf

A friendly wolf and his bitch

beauty, splendor,inspiring

Uses for a wolf

Wolves are more than lovable majestic beasts, pretty things to look at or great to throw on the grill. Ever since Kay Fedewa invented wolves, many a wolfaboo has fired up MSpaint and jumped on the band wagon and created one more unnecessary travesty of wankfests and lulz. Dig deep into the steaming pile of wolf feces and you might find art or a plot.

Original Stories Where Wolves Stand Around and Talk a Lot

10% orof wolfcomics, are titled "wolfcomic",title less orhavecrappy bunchofinitials that mean nothing

• #871
• Adal Wolf
• Against the Elements
• Aiko
• Alterix
• Angels of the Apocalypse
• As the fear Fails than Comes the Assholes to you(AFCA for short)
• Beyond the Tainted Path
• Black Mountain Wolves
• Black scar
• Blackblood Alliance
• Bloodclot and steve
• Bluemoon Prophecy
• Broken
• CCQ
• Crescent Moon Chronicles: Path of Darkness
• Crystalline
• Dawn of the Wolf
• Death Grey
• Demon in Wolf's Clothing
• Devine Seekers (yes it is spelled that way)
• Distretto XVII
• Double Vision (previously known as DA)
• Dream Warrior
• Echos of the Moon
• Elements
• Empire of a Dream
• Everlasting Shadows
• Familial Relations
• Garya
• Giderah
• Guardians
• Half Blood
• Haunt
• hero of the blade
• Hikarikurai
• Icewolf
• Imaginary Slayer
• Impacted Pressure
• In Dreams Too Deep
• Iron Rome
• Iskopala
• Isle(omg, has cats in it)
• Jinatsu
• King of Wolves
• Knife's Edge
• Lakota
• Legacy of the Night
• Legends of the Painted Wolf
• Lily's Rage
• Lost and Alone (aka Taonas)
• Luck
• Moonbound Wolves
• Mystic Spirit Wolves
• Na Tahi
• NAD
• of paws and wings
• Off-White
• Okatsuku
• One Way or Another
• Outcasts
• Over the Mountains and Far Away
• Panic and Night Fang
• Project Blood
• Pups Comic
• Quest for Freedom
• Rained Down
• Raven Valley
• Razukei Blood Lust
• Ready for Battle
• Renegades
• Scandinavian wolves
• Seven Piece Prophecy
• Sideways
• Solace Virtue
• Sons of Fenrir
• Spirit War
• Spirit Wolves
• Spiritual Stones
• Strays
• Tales of Shadows
• Tales of the Shadows
• Tejas
• Terania
• TF
• The 3 Epics
• The Battlefield
• The Chosen One
• The Crystal of the Wolves
• The Journeys of Many
• The Last Guardians
• The Legend of the Wolf
• The Legend of Ying and Yang
• The long journey
• The Nightthief Chronicles
• The Prayer Fulfilled
• The Proud Wolf
• The Secret of Nemti
• The She Wolf
• The Third Moon
• The Unnatural
• The Wolf Rising
• True Freedom
• True Legends
• True or Fallen
• Twilight Spirits
• Vampire Alliance
• Verity Wolf
• War of the Wolves
• War Tide
• Wayward Wolves
• Wendy Wolf
• WeuUkoo Wolves
• Wild Fangs
• Wish of the Wolves
• Whisper of the Wind
• World of Wolves
• Wolf Agents
• Wolf of Shadows
• wolf Sword
• Wolf's Affinity
• Wolf's Song
• Wolves Cry
• Wolves of Ragnarok
• Yuphz
• Between Black and White
• Blue Moon
• Cryptic Allusions
• Demon Warrior
• Divine Creation
• IR Trimunitive
• Lost Heart
• Moonlight Legacies
• Nightfire Rising
• Rai the Last Wolf
• Souls of Light
• Taking Time
• Talon of Fear
• The Black Mountain Saga
• The Great White North
• The Prayer Fulfilled
• The Right to Revenge

Quotes

“   ok i get what you mean but i think your saying this in a wrong way. wolves were endangered and this damn stamp promotes wolf salughter in a way becus we all know thars alot of ppl on DA who dont read the discription and when they dont and they FOLLOW what this stamp says they could help kill off wolves! and saying its jsut liek saveing rats and fucking mmosquitoes?! WRONNGGGG! wolves dont do harm to humans rarly at all and WHEN THEY DO its ONLY because of a disease such as rabbies, your to close to its pups/den/ or maybe even fresh kill, also some ppl intimidate then witch can also start an attack and when they are attacked its mosly be a LONE wolf! saying to kill the wolves because of they attack people?! and then saying educate the ppl!? that is jsut the same as saying" any animal that can and has ever attacked a human MUST be killed" or "any animal that can/has attacked a human for any reason should be killed off" Saying educate the ppl about wolbes is a good thing and your stamp NEEDS to be taken down in my opinion. think about shit before you make a stamp and try to act like you know and have a good reason first!   „   —Insanitywolf, completely missing the point of Wolf Stamp   “   I like wolves as much as the next guy, but it is kind of ridiculous how romanticisized and over hyped they can be. I will join you in dissecting some of these arguments, lol ^^...from the perspective of a biological science major, with a desire to be a veterinarian. Yep, they arent THAT smart. Sure, as far as animals go, wolves are slightly above average...but Dolphins, cephalapods, and cetaceans as a group, pigs (who's intelligence is often overlooked), Elephants, primates, and some birds are, in fact smarter. Pack behavior should not be assumed to be intelligence. A lot of that is imitation and instinct. You're completely right about a wolf's strength. A human who stays alert, and is armed with a large enough stick or blunt object, could probably keep at least two wolves at bay for a bit. Wolves are built for speed and endurance, not strength. Some domestic dogs are much larger and/or physically stronger than woles (Rottwilers, Pitbulls, etc). "Fighting a wolf is like fighting a tiger" ...oh...my...god...that deserves a facepalm. *facepalms repeatedly*. I hate to tell whoever said this...but you're completely wrong. Fighting a TIGER is like fighting a tiger. A wolf is what, about 5-6ft long and maybe 80-110 pounds (I might be being generous with that size too)...and full grown Siberian Tiger is about 10 to 12ft and between 500 and 700 pounds in weight. Its like comparing a middle school kid...to Mike Tyson. Wolves hunt in packs because they arent very strong individually. That is the purpose of most group behavior. Sure, you have exceptions, like a pride of lions...but in general, a group is used to compensate for the lesser strength of its individual parts. "WOLVES ARE WAY SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ...that deserves yet another facepalm. If a wolf is way smarter than you...you have problems. Dont mistake group behavior for intelligence. Lemmings live in groups, but they will follow other members of their group off a cliff without a second thought (YES, lemmings are real animal, people. lol. look it up). As I said earlier, wolves are slightly above average...but not anything to make any big deal about, as far as animals go. Now, cephalapods...there's some intelligence in that group of animals.   „   —rcs619 speaks the truth

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