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'''Wii <s>Fit</s> Shit''' is a [[crap|video game]], and we use that term loosely, developed by [[Jews|Nintendo]] for their [[Wii]] console when they realized that [[gimmick]]s are the thing that they do best. 
According to [[Nintendo]], this product will help [[fat|you]] to [[lie|become fit]], by doing exciting exercises with the balance board, like [[fag|Leaning Side to Side]], [[buttsex|Sticking Out Your Leg]], and an exciting [[rape|Hula Hoop]] Simulation. 
[[image:excitedwiiniggers.jpg|thumb|175px|[[Niggers]] love to play their Wii. However, this is not a very common experience as most cannot afford one]]
[[Image:Inoby wii Fit.jpg|thumb|175px|What [[furries]] use Wii Fit for.
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==The Good==
*Indestructible-alloy balance board can sustain even the [[You|fattest of losers]]
*[[lie|Awesome graphicz]] push the [[Wii]] hardware to it's limit
*[[Over 9000]] hours of [[pain series|fun filled]] gameplay
*[[fat|You don't have to go to the gym]]
*No risks of getting [[raped]] in the [[bubba|butt in the gym showers]]
*[[pedophile|You]] can watch your [[incest|little sister]] working her tight little [[ass]]
*[[lie|you will became FIT!!!eleventyone!1]]
*It tells Fat asses that they're fat asses

==People Who Like Wii Fit==
*Hopeless [[Fat]] [[Losers]] who are too lazy to go to the gym.
*[[Retarded]] people, usually forced on a [[Cripple|wheelchair]].
*[[Pedophiles]] who like watching little kids [[asking for it|working out]] their tight little asses.
*[[your mother|Middle aged housewives]] with nothing to do all day except playing with their little children's [[penis|wii-wii]]
*[[Fat]] [[16_year_old girl]]
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* [[Furries]]

==Nintendo's Plan==
# Convince [[fat]] [[losers]] that they can become fit with Wii Fit
# Develop a shitty peripheral for their [[wii| gimmicky console]]
# Sell the piece of crap, IMPORTANT: It must be overpriced
# Repeat step three
# [[????]]
# Massive [[Profit!]]!!

==Official Wii Fit Commercial==
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==Why You Should Buy Wii Fit==

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Sex Change
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Spend time watching your Gilfriend/little sister
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Reverse Effects
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Fast results and more effective than the gym

==External links==	
* [http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/04/02/the-great-experiment-wii-fit-%E2%80%93-final-report-or-how-i-lost-10-pounds-in-7-weeks-by-playing-video-games/ Lose 10 pounds in 7 weeks!]
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