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[[Image:Warez-communism.jpg|thumb|<STRIKE>[[Stalin]]</STRIKE>Lol that's Lenin you faggot  hanging out with some dork on an [[Apple switch ads|iMac]] in an anti-warez ad]]

Warez is the means by which [[people]] too [[India|poor]] to afford to [[microsoft|buy software]] and don't [[lilo|smell bad enough]] for [[linux|free software]] to get the programs to run their [[computer|pornography dispensing machine]]. 

=Distribution=
Warez are generally made available to the [[Idiots|e-public]] by [[pirate|software pirates]]. Moreover, much of this happens over [[IRC]],[[Bittorrent]], and [[Usenet]] and therefore it's [[serious fucking business]]. Since all pirates are either (1) [[13 year old boys]] or (2) [[Russian]]s that are not necessarily 13 year old boys, [[some argue]] that there is more [[lulz|drama]] relating to software piracy than all other internets drama combined. Downloading warez [[Anecdotal evidence|is very similar]] to [[Masturbation|masturbation]], as most [[You|people]] do it, but dislike talking about their [[Cybersex|personal experiences]].

<center>{{youtube|up863eQKGUI|Typical anti-warez video made by greedy Jews}}</center>
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You can tell that it's [[bullshit]] because [[niggers]] are telling [[whites]] not to steal.

=Drama IRL=
Warez can also be used as an effective [[IRL]] drama generating tactic. 

# Get fired for wearing your [[fursuit]] to work.  (OMG [[fursecution]]!!!!).
# Leave an anonymous tip on the BSA hot-line (+1 (888) NO-PIRACY in the [[United States]]); report the unlicensed copies of Visual Studio 2005 you installed. Feel free to exaggerate. 
# The authorities will harass your former employer at the BSA's behest, requiring a full audit of all software licenses. Resulting in, perhaps, days of lost work.
# GOTO 1
# [[????]]
# [[Profit!]]

 
[[Category: Softwarez]]
[[Category: Drama-generating_techniques]]
[[Category: Law]]
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