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[[Image:wade_steffey.jpg|thumb|Our hapless hero, pre-roasting]]
[[Image:Steffey-bbq.jpg|thumb|Wade, after his ordeal]]

'''On January 13th, 2007,''' 19 year old Purdue student Wade Steffey was feeling slightly sleepy after leaving a frat party hosted by the Phi Theta Kappa fraternity. Sources indicate that he left the party in order to retrieve his jacket. Therefore, he decided to take a nap in a high-voltage utility room. This was obviously a great idea. Wade tripped and landed on a power transformer, instantly becoming [[an hero]], and winning a place in our collective hearts.
His body was left to slowly roast, and was identified first on March 20th.

Wade's friends and relatives can, and should, be trolled at [http://www.myspace.com/findwadesteffey this myspace page rite here].



== Full Disclosure ==

Last Name: Steffey <br/>
First Name: Wade <br/>
Status: Dead lol <br/>
Age: 19 <br/>
Gender: Male <br/>
Height: 5'-10'' <br/>
Weight: 150 <br/>
Eyes: Brown <br/>
Hair: short brown <br/>
Last Seen: January 13th wearing a white, long-sleeved shirt with blue stripes and light-colored blue jeans<br/>
Father: Dale Steffey<br/>
Mother: Dawn Adams<br/>


Update: <br/>
Last Seen: March 20th, high-voltage utility room, with a lovely tan

Information taken from [http://findwadesteffey.com/ this page]

==External Links==
*[http://www.wadesteffey.net/ wadesteffey.net]

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