User:Pipeline
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_Pipeline is a kike, a retard, an asspie, and a wannabe Nazi.
He also wants to become an hero someday like the god he faggishly worships, Ambrose Bierce (date of an heroism - sometime around 1914), but furries and Jews everywhere agree that _Pipeline is too much of a pussy to even masturbate to porn of any kind, be it str8, gay, pedo, furniture, or furry, which only further proves that something is seriously wrong with him, like most ED users and virtually all /b/tards in existence.
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_Pipeline was born in a time noone cared about, somewhere in Dumbfuckistan that noone cares about, to an obligately fish-eating Dutch immigrant mother and a kinda cool Jewperhero of a father who hated fish and had glass bones and paper skin, but lots of Jew gold; _Pipeline's dad was the only Jew who didn't do WTC, primarily due to his crazy, overbeefed patriotism, which is highly unusual since all Jews are supposed to h8 America.
Like every other Jew, _Pipeline looks (and serves his purpose) best when forced into an oven alive, and like all other Aryans (_Pipeline is half of each), he thinks that Hitler was a pretty cool guy. eh killed many a jew and doesnt afraid of anything. Whether or not you're one of the many fags who're still butthurt over the Lolocaust, there's still no denying that Hitler was a serious lolcow, both IRL and as portrayed today OL. If he were still alive, he would be almost exactly 120 fucking years old, making him the second or third oldest badass motherfucker who ever lived.
A TRAITOR TO THE ZIONISTS
I, Bloodcuntimus Lester _Pipeline McBastardgunnings IV of the Holy McFranken Empire, confess, as a Jew, that it was indeed the Jews who did WTC. As I am now labeled a defector and traitor to my Zionist Overlords for leaking out the truth for græt justice, the Jew loyalists will be coming after me and will use their Jew magic to kill me with fire shortly. You must spread the word, the confirmation, before my message is silenced!
I have just enough time to explain to all of you good, intelligent, conservative, Christian, God-fearing anglo-saxon Americans why us Jews made Nine Eleven happen: we did it for the lulz.
FUCK THEY'RE HERE OH SHI--
Gallery of Lulz
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