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_Pipeline is a [[Jew|kike]], a [[You|retard]], an asspie, and a wannabe Nazi.

He also wants to become [[an hero]] someday like the god he faggishly worships, [[God|Ambrose Bierce]] (date of an heroism - sometime around [[Last Thursday|1914]]), but [[furry|furries]] and [[Jew|Jews]] everywhere agree that _Pipeline is too much of a pussy to even masturbate to [[porn]] of any kind, be it str8, gay, pedo, furniture, or furry, which only further proves that something is seriously wrong with him, like most ED users and virtually all /b/tards in existence.

==Fagography==

[[Image:Mad_Magazine.jpg|thumb|right|_Pipeline IRL.]]
[[Image:Nazi_prairie_dog.gif|thumb|right|O HALP]]

_Pipeline was born in a time [[noone]] cared about, somewhere in [[America|Dumbfuckistan]] that noone cares about, to an obligately fish-eating [[Holland|Dutch]] immigrant mother and a <b>kinda cool</b> Jewperhero of a father who hated fish and had glass bones and paper skin, but lots of [[Jew gold]]; _Pipeline's dad was [[JEWS DID WTC|the only Jew who didn't do WTC]], primarily due to his crazy, overbeefed patriotism, which is highly unusual since all Jews are supposed to h8 America.


Like every other Jew, _Pipeline looks (and serves his purpose) best when forced into an [[Lolocaust|oven]] alive, and like all other [[white people|Aryans]] (_Pipeline is half of each), he thinks that [[Hitler]] was a [[pretty cool guy]]. eh killed many a jew and doesnt afraid of anything. Whether or not you're one of the many fags who're still butthurt over the [[Holocaust|Lolocaust]], there's still no denying that Hitler was a serious lolcow, both [[IRL]] and as portrayed today [[OL]]. If he were still alive, he would be almost exactly 120 fucking years old, making him the second or third [[old people|oldest]] badass motherfucker who ever lived.

==A TRAITOR TO THE ZIONISTS==

I, Bloodcuntimus Lester _Pipeline McBastardgunnings IV of the Holy McFranken Empire, confess, as a Jew, that [[JEWS DID WTC|it was indeed the Jews who did WTC]]. As I am now labeled a defector and traitor to my [[Cthulhu|Zionist Overlords]] for leaking out the truth for græt justice, the Jew loyalists will be coming after me and will use their Jew magic to kill me with fire shortly. You must spread the word, the confirmation, before my message is silenced! 

I have just enough time to explain to all of you [[white people|good, intelligent, conservative, Christian, God-fearing anglo-saxon Americans]] why us Jews made Nine Eleven happen: we did it for the [[lulz]].

[[white nationalism|OhyesanotherthingOMGSPOILERStheJewscontrolthebanksthemediaandalltheworldgovernmentsandreally
AREaraceofblooddrinking
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FUCK THEY'RE HERE OH SHI--
==Gallery of Lulz==
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Image:Barackpool.JPG|Because [[win|wins]] have never been so motherfucking epic.
Image:Bushcock.jpg|The alternative to [[Larry Craig|cottaging]].
Image:Ww2game.gif|l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l pwnt
Image:Sonicshitcock.jpg|[[DOUBLE NIGGER|SHITCOCK]]
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Image:Lol wut verbose.jpg|wat
Image:How do i shot web verbose.jpeg|
Image:Bitchesdontknowgenitalia.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|Bitches don't know.]]
Image:Shoop da whoop long.png|Indubitively.

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