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[[Image:Mexicoguy.jpg|frame|right|Actual picture of the subject. To be considered disgusting and smelly. [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|Shoot]] on sight.]]
[[Image:10points.jpg|frame|right|Mexican_Pirate's car after trying to imitate a scene from "Live Free or Die Hard".]]{{threatlevel}}

==Facts about Mexican_Pirate==
*[[You|Mexican_Pirate]] is [[fail|never funny]]. [[EVAR]]
*Mexican_Pirate is such an asshole that he can piss you off even when he agrees with you.
*Mexican_Pirate wrote the first draft of the [[Mario]] article while fapping to Late Night with [[Ginger|Conan O'Brien]].
*Mexican_Pirate is the [[ED:Threat|Threat]] Czar.
*Mexican_Pirate is a [[You|faggot]], like [[Maddox|Madcocks]].
*Mexican_Pirate is [[Mexican]], meaning his opinion on [[goatse|anything]] is worthless.
*[[Your_mom|Mexican_Pirate]] loves [[teh]] [[cock]].
*Mexican_Pirate is a [[Halo]] Nerd, and wrote all those stupid battle tactics in the article.
==/B/-Day, 7/12/06- NEVAR FORGET==
A couple of memorial videos made by Mexican_Pirate, using [[The Movies]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmtFfH6ReQ The Pool Has AIDS, Part I]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgySBdzxSgo The Pool Has AIDS, Part II]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnsrJ7mlRl8 The Pool Has AIDS, Part III]

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