User:Krade

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Krade, aka K.R.A.D.E. is an acronym for "Krappy Ridiculous Arguments Deriving Everyday". Krade is an advanced robot written in THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE that used to browse ED 24/7 to ensure the facilitation of lulz. Ran on a Intel Mac, since Krade was only successfully compiled for the MacOS X GNAA YHBT operative system. Obsolete, replaced by the more resource efficient MysteryBot, which runs on electricity rather than the blood of raped lolis.

Info

Part of Ye Olde ED Cabal, I became a sysop back when noone cared about ED. I don't edit much nowadays, so if I'm reverting your changes, odds are that I'm either completely bored out of my mind and patrolling RC like in the old days or you just did something incredibly retarded to an article I may moderately care about.

Articles I plan working on*

1. Impse.cx
2. Unlimited Installer Works

*before Hell freezes over. Disclaimer: This internets encyclopedist acknowledges that events such as the end of his life, Al-Gore shutting down the internets or a global thermonuclear war may occur prior the publishing of said articles.

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Sysop faggotry • Ban user • CheckUser • Deleted pages

Stalk • Logs • Ban list • Things to revert • Old Upload log • Old Protection log

Quotes

(...) our average ED reader has the attention span of a six-year-old who's just stopped taking his Ritalin. --hardvice (talk) 08:45, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

You're just pissed because I totally dissed on you for being a total dragonslut, Palshifter. --Starblade (talk) 21:03, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC) [in Recent Changes]

<Eldred_Fireax> One major difference between Wikipedia and ED, KK.
<@Lailani> ED is full of shit?
<Eldred_Fireax> Wikipedia acts like the stuff on the site is true.
<Eldred_Fireax> ED doesn't claim that

Gallery

Holy fuck I've been using this stupid image as my MSN avatar for years	Proof that Krade is both funny and hot. Venn diagrams never lie.	Proof that Krade's existence induces reality paradoxes that threaten us all.	Further evidence that Krade's existence does not cause paradoxes, unlike Ghostlight's.
Nigga stole my article!

Warning!		This contributor loves touching himself at night. You can help by posting pics plz in his talk page. Only hot nekkid female contributors, please.