Underground Forum
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The forum was created in 1998 and has grown to accommodate hundreds of thousands of users and homosexuals. The forum itself has a certain underground feel to it as it supports criminals, violence and men in tights who 'wrassle'.
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The architecture of TUF
TUF is made up of various subforums. The most trafficked forums however are the TUF itself and the Otherground (OG) forum. Other forums include International forums, So called Expert Q&A's and General Martial Art forums. The OG forum prides itself on not talking about MMA fandom; however, much drama still ensues since they are the paragon of MMA fagdom.
TUF Culture
Users names are separated into different colors so as to befit the apartheid like atmosphere of the forumHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Professional Fighters, who have nothing better to do than hang out on line and talk shit to toddlers, are green. Green is a good choice as it is the color of the snot beaten out of the fighters since none of them are good at fighting; just talking about it. Because of the high level of testosterone involved in being a real internet tough guy many flame wars online actually end up in a cage much to the hilarity of armchair generals and gays alike.
Moderators of TUF are red. Some moderators turn off this option off so as to mix it with their lower brethren. Becoming a moderator on a TUF subforum is easy and many known trolls are now moderators. There is also a mysterious 'rogue mod' (Nick May, still being a faygot after all these years) who dishes out avenging angel vigilante bannings on poor MMA fanboys.
Users who pay for extras on the site are blue. The extras included on the site include being able to post HTML and having your name looking like a smurf. Black names are known as mudnamers. Nothing is lower than a mudnamer and you will be reminded of this daily by bluenamers since the forum is simply a model for the oppression of aparthide that was once prevalent in the country of South Africa; home of the creator of the forum, Kirik Jenness.
Anyone with under 1000 posts are also refered to as KKM's (a term for a HMTL spamming troll who went by the misnomer KingKnightmare). The term now lost in the fog of MMA parlance is oft-quoted by fanboys to reaffirm their homosexuality status in the online tribe of penis worshipers. Homosexuals on the forum are also refered to as Romosexuals which is an entirely clever play on the language of Brasil whose people pronounce their R's like H's. Faggots are also called faygots due to their gayness.
Also, if you post on the forum you automatically do the following IRL:
- Bench press 500 pounds.
- Have a 12 inch wang.
- Run a quarter mile in 5 seconds.
- Tap out Rickson Gracie (whoever the fuck he is).
- Eat hand grenades and piss napalm.
- Chug 100 litres of spirits and beer without getting drunk.
- Fuck a bevy of supermodel girlfriends who you refer to as crap.
- Pack a mac-10, espouse street lingo and tell everyone how suburbia is like downtown Los Angeles.
- Are a legendary streetfighter in your home town whose alleged streetfight record is over 9000-0.
- Operate the death star at full capacity.
Notable Users of TUF
Kirik Jenness - Kirik created the MMA boards, is uber-moderator and is often pictured with a large WWF-esque belt. He has expressed his desire for an ethnically homogenous society, and has complemented a transsexual on his looks many, many times.
Dana White - President of UFC. Think Don King without a spine and keeps his grandmother chained to a wall.
Machine May - TUF once had an extraordinary sick fuck moderator named Nick 'Machine' May. Machine May claimed that he was a poor streetfighter who also ran a billionaire dollar sun tanning empire. His lies and attention seeking eventually drove him from the site after he was trolled into submission.
Mr.Zipplokk - 39-year old embittered moron who is best known for collecting email addresses of young males on the site for the purpose of email harrassment. Alternately challenges other members to fight or to engage in gay sex. He has had one of his challenges accepted by BIRD, a long time MMA forum member and amateur boxer. This caused Zip to tuck his little pee-pee right between his legs and run off like the scared little girl he is.
RickMassMMA - 5'2" fanboy "MMA Journalist" who thinks he's God's gift to women. Due to his diminutive stature, he posseses a huge inferiority complex, which leads him to threaten the physically handicapped with bodily harm in order to preserve his feeling of manhood (or lack thereof.)
OneManArmy (tm) - Standing at 4 foot, nothing. OneManArmy, otherwise known as OMA is the midwest champion (of the world). He trains with current UFC figher "Handsome" Matt Wiman. OMA suffers severely from a case of little man syndrome. Got permanently banned from the UG for posting a false report of the death of former UFC fighter Kimo Leopoldo. Ironically it was only after OMA posted that Kimo was dead that for the first time ever, people actually gave a flying fuck that Kimo even exists.
Train Judo- Fucktard named Quincy Rice from Michigan who wears hospital scrubs and seems to think he is some kind of badass, but only won one amateur fight and retired, declaring himself one of the greatest fighters in the world. He constantly tries to sound tough and threaten people, but his efforts are pointless as we all know he sucks cock every night. He runs a school of deluded fools who train with him and call themselves the "droogs" which, as everyone knows, is a Spanish word that means "a whale's vagina."
Drama on TUF
Drama on TUF is created by trolls, female attention whores who want to bed pro-fighters, burnt-out fighters who make ridiculous claims about returning to the ring a la Rocky Balboa, 13 year old boys arguing about the deadliness of monkey kung fu, sleazy fight promoters who screw upcoming fighters and just plain ol' homosexual testosterone. There are always scams running on TUF under the guise of an infirmed member needing money for medical bills, an out of work single mother in need of a boost, etc; these are usually transparent efforts to avoid labor at all costs by trolls who use sympathy as a weapon against the stupid and financially stable. A lot of the trolling drama comes from a rival MMA forum entitled Fightsport. Fightsport trolls spend all day mulling over the drama of their TUF-brethren and regularly launch Mongol-style invasions of the forum.
Current Drama
20 year old MMA fanboy Robert Mrotek who posts under the pseudonym "Fearless Goat" allegedly talked trash about professional fighter Chris Brennan in an email to another fighter Guy Mezger. It was later found that trolls may have allegedly stirred up the trouble.
Mrotek was outed by Ryan Lankford for having pled guilty to the criminal offense of sexual assault. He is strongly disliked for his propensity to draw attention to himself and to type in "TTT" literally dozens of times on threads he creates.
KTFO fight promoter Craig Fields who goes under the name "Holla C" doesn't pay fighter Jason Miller and then also challenges UFC boss Dana White to a fistfight. The forum goes up in arms against the fight promoter. Much drama ensues including many of the forum notables supporting the thievery of professional fighters.
There is also a poster named Bill MacPherson who posts as Ike Turner on Fightsport. He is known to obtain the email addresses of others on the Underground and Fightsport and attempt to arrange real-life meetings for the purpose of having gay sex. Several posters from Fightsport have taken him up on his offer, only to be met with an about-face reverse dick-tucking. He currently posts under the Underground handle, "I Drink Man Juice."
TUF's moar retarded brother: The Otherground
Completing the area that attracts homosexuals, the Otherground forum also boasts a high level of disabled persons, black intellectuals, British guys who bash the American government, pedophiles, and Christians.
The Otherground forum began as an area where Underground Forum posters could share various topics unrelated to the gay human cock fighting that is MMA. As it turned out, gay human cock fighting was what placed the Otherground on the Internets map.
Dahosse (a TUF member V& in May 2005 for stalking Ricco Rodriguez in Huntington Beach) attempted to use his super cool Republican legislative powers to shut down the OG. However, the Otherground was almost entirely comprised of retards, blacks, fags, goat fornicators and NAMBLA members. This promptly made the various affirmative action groups, ACLU pussies and whiny TUF forum members get together for a brixshitting threesome - they threatened to take Kirik to internets court and throw millions of dollars down the crapper.
In turn, Kirik's only available recourse was to take out the "ARCHIVES" section, a section where mods had saved classic threads. These threads are still available to paying members that Kirik deems worthy enough to suck his cock for the privilege.
Other notable OG posters include:
- Jinx (a Mexican joto who hates blacks),
- ABE FROMAN (short for "AFROMAN", a million dollar negro who invented the spinner chrome rim),
- Shamrock1Fan (a homeless 17 year old state champion wrestler, forced to have sex with men for money),
- Steve W. (author of 1,001 recipes for the lover of horse cock),
- Breezy (If every lady is an attention whore, then breezy is Madam Flippin' Heiss!),
- Souljacker (a black man who buys bikes for local Azn kids but is angry he gets no sex in return; extreme liberal),
- BobCarson, ultimate wanna be internets troll,
- Grady (a black guy who speaks broken japanese),
- GrapplerHK (we all call him Grappler-H-GAY),
- Redneck (obsessed with all things reptilian),
- One Man Army (OMA) (twin brother of Herv Villechaiz; world champion Oklahoma Mixed Martial Artist; has had sex with over 10,000 women, and 1,000,000 men),
- McDonald's Fan (Quite possibly the only heterosexual on the OG; a highly respected fast food journalist and disabled veteran).
