Theft

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Furries haet art theft.

Niggas have been stealing since At least 100 years ago. NOTE: This bindle is made from the same cotton he picked last week. How ironic...

Theft can refer to:

Icon theft - Stealing your precious LJ icon.
Leeching
Tracing - Art theft.
Carding - Using illegally obtained credit card numbers to buy shitloads of free merch; a prerequisite to claiming haxor.
Ebaumsworld - Steal flash content and making ad revenue off of it.
Todd Goldman - Like ebaumsworld, only they make shirts with stolen content.
Quentin Tarantino - Steals entire parts from obscure Hong-Kong action flicks.
Looting - IS RACIST
Bike theft - Practiced primarily, but not exclusively, by niggas
Identity theft - You're fucked.
Plagiarism - Copy & paste from Wikipedia to gain that degree!
Lolcats - Stealing from imbeciles is the lowest form of theft.
Welfare and Social Security/Disability Payments (cf. Fibromyalgia, Asperger's Syndrome and various mental disorders)
Pyramid Schemes - Exactly like Multi-Level Marketing, except without the hassle of marking up near-worthless trinkets.

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