The View
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The View is a show where lesbians/carpet cleaners can gather and squawk like hens over events no one cares about or has already become bored by, such as the hideous destruction of everything W touches or Martha Stewart going to a Men's Prison (The officer who sent her there was later quoted saying, "I did it for the lulz"). It has been scientifically, experimentally, and etymologically proven that everyone who ever goes on The View is in fact either a 13 year old boy or a 16 year old girl in disguise.
Watching The View is a symptom of a much larger systemic illness, usually the flu or unemployment. The single best way to describe The View is "unfunny" or "anti-lulz"
It is common knowledge that every other word spoken on The View is "vagina", with an average rate of 348.13 VPM (vaginas per minute).
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Rosie O'Donnell era
Nobody gave a shit about the view until Rosie was on it, now she's left nobody gives a shit again.No one ever gave a shit about The View.
The Catch Up
This was the Australian version of the view, it was canceled after a month and became a national joke spurring comparisons to the retarded and confusing "Understanding 50" advertisements. Thank God, at least Australian have souls, fucking AmeriCUNTS. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
On YouTube
