Teenchat
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Teenchat was created at least 100 years ago by a Paedophile named Dan. Dan or Faggot for short, spends all his time pretending to be a 13 year old girl so he can cyber with other 13 yo girls who usually turn out to be old fat paedophiles too. (See Irony )
Teenchat attracts thousands of basement dwellers and fatfucks who often think they're getting in flame wars with each other when in reality, it looks more like 2 people with down's syndrome squaring off in a special Olympics event.
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TC: NOT FAIL
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THE COOL KIDS ON TC
Dolce: Dolce is a hambeast/professional assmaster that spends all her time in the Nerds room because her mom is a pill popping whore who got super aidz from fucking random guys on eharmony.com. Dolce got depressed because her mom abandoned her for her internet boyfriend and didnt leave her any food. She was so depressed in fact that she ate her pet dog Stumpycat. Dolce has decided not to whipe her ass in hopes she will contract some form of AIDS and lose some weight.
Stass: Stass is a 22 yo balding Souljaboy fanboy with a fetish for sweaty man bulge. He fell in elove with an equally disgusting e-beast names Sarah, but was promptly denied. ( I GUESS UGLY PEOPLE CAN CHOOSE NOW). In an attempt to get another edate, Stas pretended to be a weightlifter. Clearly as a cheeseburger enthusiast he has never touched a dumbbell in his entire life and now people just play along for the lulz.
Forest: Forest is mentally retarded. He comes to the Nerds room and is obsessed with molesting his 6 year old sister.
Peju: Is just a disgusting nigger that is jealous of everyone around her because she looks like Wharf from Star Trek. Her forehead is dented and it looks like she she may actually be made of shit irl and it just melted a bit. Her nostrils flare when she gets angry and they look like theyre going to try and swallow you. She is forever thankful to dolce who conceived Peju when she accidentally farted out one of her binges in the early days of TC.
Josh Bailey: Josh is a bi-curious furfag who came in the Nerds room. One night he decided to show his cock to everyone hoping he would make some friends and be accepted. When people threatened to send it to his school he started to cry and throw a a fit like a little assburger and then proceeded to hang himself.
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 The Creator of TC |
 A Typical TC User. |
 Assmaster |
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 Forest Molesting his Baby Sister |
 Josh Hanging Out |
 Peju |
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