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'''Techno Viking''' (an [[IRL]] toughguy) is the future ruler of the universe. Some people will try to tell you that he is a just a [[Nazi|German]] shopkeeper named Hans Shlepkopper, but this is obviously a [[lie]]. His story begins in old viking times. Techno Viking was born to rave, however there was no techno music back then so he was preserved in ice and mead in what is now known as Germany for future generations to bring to life when music worthy of Techno Viking's awesomeness was invented (See also: [[Ecstasy]]). Srsly, win is rolling off of this guys fucking face. <br>

Holy shit, this man is fucking better than [[you]] are and he will eat your soul without a single goddamn word of warning.

[[Fact|Studies show]] the only known way to [[control]] Techno Viking is to grab him by his [[Viking|magical neck charms]] and steer him towards more people to point at or [[pwnage]]. He will become [[steroids|roid-raged]] if any [[wimmins]] are [[Rape|bumped]] into.

Video from the Fuckparade:
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====Video Synopsis====
Techno Viking, being better than you, is waiting for a [[fag]] to absolutely disgrace. He is given this opportunity to strike when an inferior breed of 'xtasee faggot' runs into Techno Viking's blue haired bitch. Techno Viking doles out his righteous finger of [[awesome]]ness and forces the dumbass to go sit down at the back of the bus with the other [[nigger]]s. When the 'xtasee faggot' attempts to escape, Techno Viking unleashes the finger again, [[bondage|subduing]] the faggot, who'll never bump into any of the Viking's bitches again; [[for great justice]]. Upside down bottles of water were handed out to appease Techno Viking's wrath and avert Armageddon.

It is widely believed that Techno Viking does in fact own in a dance off, and ''does'' simply dance into [[Mordor]]. I would like you all to know that these allegations are [[fact]].

==Techno Viking can dance and pwn to anything==

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<center>Techno Viking Vs. [[Pedophilia|Beat it]]</center>

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<center>Techno Viking Vs. [[Lazy_Town|Lazy Town]]</center>

==Gallery of VIKING==
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Image:Technoviking-faggotry.jpg
Image:TECHNOVIKINGhigh_chuck_rip.jpg
Image:Technoviking_obey01.jpg
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Image:Techno_Viking_not_want.jpg
Image:TechnovikingFGSFDS.jpg
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Image:Creation_of_Techno_Viking.jpg
Image:Warned.jpg
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Image:Techno viking fuck yeah.jpg
Image:300 vs techno viking.jpg | Techno Viking > 300 Spartan soldiers
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==Links==
*[http://lulz.fm/7 Techno Viking = Super Human!]
*[http://www.theforum.com/showthread.php?t=98210 Techno Viking pics]
*[http://allhailteknoviking.ytmnd.com/ All Hail Techno Viking! (YTMND)]
*[http://www.hfg-karlsruhe.de/~mfritsch/works/dsl/kneecam.mov Techno Viking in HQ]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQAMlnxQozg]

==See Also==
*[[Nazi|Viking]]
*[[White Knight]]
*[[Techno]]
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