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[[Image:Noname1108109142.JPG|thumb|Jennie is diagnosed with [[Asperger's syndrome]].]]
The bitch known as [http://web.archive.org/web/20060216190537/http://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/User:StarNeptune Jennie "StarNeptune" Cooper] first came into existence during 1979, a blight upon [[Canadia]]. Her mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and her father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank. [[IRL]] she is the secret lover of [[faggot|a retarded guy wearing a blue shirt]] and is part of a [[Harry Potter|neopagan movement]]. She also works as a professional street walker in the city of Moncton, in New Brunswick. Jennie also habla français, and that's why she sounds gay when [http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/9/99/Mirtagev.ogg she opens her asshole].

Jennie was once an autistic girl, who later became an [[aspie]]. She started her internet life on [[GameFAQs]] posting about some nonsense game called Chrono Trigger Beta, before being banned indefinitely for her stupid autistic behaviour in 2002. She became a fangirl and she started liking [[Final Fantasy]], when she later found [[Wikipedia]] in 2005. While entering the mysterious world of [[TOW]], she started writing a load of crap about some [[crap|Hapan]] shit she found on some stupid comic books about [[Star Wars]]. After another ban on TOW she moved to [[Wookieepedia]] where she met [[Silly Dan|that nigga]]. 
When she speaks with others of her kind, Jennie admits to thinking herself as some hapan Star Wars character named [http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Gennay_Roepoc Gennay Roepoc] and that she would like to have sex with [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Isolder this fag].
Since it is common custom in the TOW culture to give the [[sysop]] bit to weird users ([[Kelly Martin]] , [[Tony Sidaway]] and such), Jennie was elected Queen of the Hapans in december 2005 because she spent so many hours writing important articles. 
Jennie is sweet, nice and naive, like [[Phaedriel]]. She saw a [[Star Wars Fanon Wiki|bunch of poor kids]] and kindly decided to give them a hand to build a better wikiworld for fanbois. After fellating [[Angela]]'s pussy repeatedly, the Queen of Scots gave her the sysop bit on the garbage wiki. 

==External links==
*[http://starneptune.livejournal.com/ StarNeptune on LiveJournal]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:StarNeptune StarNeptune on TOW]
*[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:StarNeptune StarNeptune on Wookieepedia]
*[http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/User:StarNeptune StarNeptune on Final Fantasy Wiki]
*[http://astralle.phpwebhosting.com/cerpg/character.php?ID=3 HOLY SHIT! StarNeptune is a Level 48 Black Mage!]
*[http://starneptune.blogspot.com StarNeptune on blogspot]

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