Space
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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A place where nobody can hear you scream, also a majestic fairy-tale wonderland that Atheists use as proof that God does not exist, and for Joss Whedon to set his miserable television show. It is supposedly populated by gay niggers and aliens.
The truth is that space was invented by NASA during the 1960's as a plot to give the Ruskies srs penis envy. CSIII-graduates from both countries spent at least 100 billion dollars building bigger rockets with moar thrust and a larger payload in order to prove they had the most potent nukular arsenal, the pre-tubes analogue of an e-penis. In order to keep this elaborate farce afloat, they started strapping primates into these rockets to prove that they were doing it all in the name of science. Naturally, as soon as these rockets passed the clouds, they entered the Kingdom of Heaven, where God promptly bitch-slapped the rockets right back to Earth, instantly killing said monkeys.
In spite of the fact that it doesn’t actually exist, many people claim to have been in space, even walked on the moon. NASA has video of two men that they say “walked on the moon.” Some argue that this video was doctored, and the two men are actually Jews in full body condoms dancing Hava Nagila in the Israeli desert at night. This issue is a popular one for basement dwellers on conspiracy forums and Libertarian IRC channels.
People who claim to have been in space call themselves “astronauts,” and will go to great lengths to convince you of its reality and having “been out there.” In reality, these people spent months tripping constant balls in a CIA holding cell, being read Star Wars slashfics by Rick Moranis over a loudspeaker.
Also, according to a bald man, Patrick Stewart, space is teh final frontier. This bald man, Patrick Stewart's opinion is bullshit.
Space can also refer to:
