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'''Ragequitting''' is the act of giving up in a [[butthurt]] manner when you [[fail]] at the internet and/or life, sometimes accompanied by a [[TLDR|long-winded]] [[flounce]]. Commonly the desired end-result of any particular [[troll]], ragequitting is the internet equivalent to giving everyone the middle-finger before slamming the door and going off to drown your sorrows in alcohol or with the [[Shotgun Mouthwash|barrel of a gun]].

==Causes==
*[[Trolls]]
*[[Drama]]
*[[Unrealistic Expectations]]

==How to Ragequit==
===IRC===
 /quit rage

===Livejournal/Youtube===
''See [[delete fucking everything]]''

===4chan===
[[CP]] EVERYWHERE

===Life===
Did you lose your [[job]], your [[Girlfriend|girl]], and you fear your [[Mitchell_Henderson|iPod]] will soon follow? Hey! Things could be worse! After all, downers are just a part of the ride. But if you want off early, make sure you remember to separate yourself from regular [[an heroes]] by applying [[Columbine|splash damage]] first. Oh, and also make sure you have it down on record that you're [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|doing it for the lulz]] so we'll know which way to bias your article.

==[[Typical]] ragequitters==
[[You|Your typical ragequitter]] is often either [[emo]] or a [[n00b]]. They feel that [[Paranoid|everyone is conspiring against them]] and spend [[over 9000]] hours contemplating how to get back at everyone. They attempt to [[troll]], but inevitably end up failing quite hard. Ragequitters will quickly [[STFU|shut the fuck up]] when they get the last word in. This never really happens, so it's hard to differentiate these people from [[attention whores]]. This fact is great ammunition for causing much butthurt and, subsequently, a [[Roflcopter| cavalcade of lulz]].

===[http://www.zedshaw.com/rants/rails_is_a_ghetto.html Programming]===

==See also==
*[[Flounce]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Butthurt]]