Queen Kong
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Queen Kong (also known as Chimp-Chan) is an ape that escaped The Bronx Zoo. She has amazed the scientific community by learning how to type, and wear clothes. You can usually find her trying to attract males of other species.
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Discovery
Queen Kong was discovered on /b/ sometime in late 2008 attempting to gain Buttsecks. Unfortunately no one in /b/ was interested in procreating with her, so she went crazy and began insulting everyone. Constantly reminding us that she had friends unlike us. But her friends are niggers, so they don't count bathe.
You could find her for the next few days insulting everyone on /b/, and flaunting her myspace page. Delighted with their new toy, Anonymous was sure to shoop the shit out of her. We soon found out her real name was Ivelise and she lives in The Bronx, the same borough where her mother gave birth to her in the zoo.
Royalty
There was a time when Queen Kong was known by others names. One of those names was Chimp-Chan, but more commonly she was known as OH GOD MY EYES. It was not until January 2009, the unpleasant internal conflict in /b/ that we found her connection to the Australian throne. People who were tired with the retarded camwhore with ADD voted for ugly over slut.
Gallery of Queen Kong
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 In theaters near you. |
 Obvious ape is obvious. |
 For America! |
 Race Fail |
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 Proof of Royal Blood. |
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See Also
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Queen Kong is part of a series on *chan |
| Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
