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QBASIC

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QBASIC is a programming language invented by Bill Gates and Hitler designed to make a program that would launch missiles from outer space in hopes of destroying the cancer that is killing /b/. Unfortunately, since the earliest versions of QBASIC could only display text, they had to settle for a word processing program that could WRITE SHIT ON YOUR SCREEN instead. The language itself is now only used by old people and faggots who want to feel like hackerz 0n $t3r0id$.

Reasons To Use QBASIC

There is no reason and/or benefit from using QBASIC as of the 21st century. Playing gorillas.bas

People who still use QBASIC


"QBASIC" and MS-DOS, two dead allies resurrected for an ultimate showdown of geekdom.
"QBASIC" and MS-DOS, two dead allies resurrected for an ultimate showdown of geekdom.
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