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[[Image:Kikemagician.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Proabivouac undergoing his induction]]
'''Proabivouac''' is a [[Not gay|totally non-gay]] henchman of the [[Wikipedia Jews]] and an "obsessive loose cannon who won't let things go, and insists on compounding the damage you've caused until it affects as many innocent people as possible, including the original victims."[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=22339&view=findpost&p=150681] Born to [[whitey|an rich family]], he was kicked out of his preppy college and he spent Daddy's money to move to [[San Francisco]] and spend his adult life getting trashed and [[shemale|tranny]] chasing on the [[Internets]]. Proabivouac originally hated all non-Aryan Supermen, until [[Jayjg]] found him lying in the gutter and channelled his hate of [[sand niggers]] to train him into an [[internet hate machine|Internet Muslim Hate Machine]]. A habitual [[drugs|substance abuser]] and [[alcoholic]] he does his best work wasted only to revert on the occasional day he's sober.

== Life ==
Proabivouac's rich parents made sure he got into an expensive university, Occidental. However, one day while he was trying to enter the freshman dorms, a [[Woman|female]] RA caught him and called the [[police|popo]], and he yelled at her calling her a [[cunt]] who should [[gb2kitchen]]. This being one of the most liberal universities in the country, [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE6DB1030F935A25751C0A964958260&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss he was kicked out on his bum]. He spent the rest of daddy's money to move to San Francisco and spend it on blow and on not going to [[faggotry|bath houses]].

== TOW ==
In 2005 Proabivouac came to [[TOW]]. Before this time, he knew that white men were the only superior beings on this planet. But the [[Wikipedia Jews]] caught wind of his anti-[[Islam|towelhead]] rants, and took him in and trained him to be an expert [[MONGO|attack dog]]. He was eventually [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/His_excellency put on "probation"], so his friends helped him create a new account, "Proabivouac", so he could wipe his arse on the Qu'ran once again.

[[Image:Poetlister cant enjoy her sandwich.jpg|thumb|right|Proabivouac can't enjoy his sandwich thanks to PoetGuy.]] Around this time Proabivouac developed a crush on [[Poetlister]], but while hacking his new crush's e-mail for nude pix to [[facepainting|facepaint]], discovered that Poetlister and "her" sockpuppets were in fact an old [[limey]] named [[PoetGuy]]. Proabivouac hates [[Gay|teh ghey]], and immediately freaked out, not realizing that there's [[no girls on the internet]] and he should've seen it [[Cum|coming]] all along. He wrote a shit-ton of [[tl;dr]] info on PoetGuy and submitted it to [[The Register]] and here on ED.

== B& ==
Proabivouac decided to [[Durova|investigate]] every other female he had previously wanked to for evidence of [[cock]], with the help of his [[oversight|oversighter]] buddies. He soon found one in [[Krimpet]]'s panties, and posted [[dox]] on [[Wikipedia Review]] for all to see. However, Krimpet had sucked enough [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic dick]] to make friends with the [[ArbCom]], who pulled some strings and banned him from [[TOW]].

Proabivouac has since set up shop on [[WR]] and [[MyWikiBiz]] sloppily collecting incorrect dox on TOW and WR administrators and posting them, usually retracting them the next morning when sober. He also kisses up to [[SlimVirgin]] and [[Alison]], while feeling their crotches to check for willies.

== How to troll ==
Mention his real name anywhere (which he gives out in his email address), or "/nick [[Tony Sidaway|Sherilyn]]" and hit on him.

== See also ==
*[[Poetlister]]
*[[Wikipedia Review]]

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