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[[Image:Stewarttommygun0vd.gif|thumb|Bald people discriminate against fat kids.]]  
[[Image:Patrickstewart.jpg|thumb|When Captain Picard says make it so, you'd better damn well make it so or he'll make you bald.]]
A born-[[bald]] Shakespearean [[actor]] from Yorkshire, [[England]], best known for being and starring as the Captain Picard from  ''[[Star Trek]]'' who is bald.

He's bald, has very little hair, and is also bald. He's considered perfect for playing the role of Professor X in ''[[X-men]]'' because he's bald.  His more famous twin brother, Gavin MacLeod (also bald), played Captain Merril Stubing on ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075529/ The Love Boat]''.


==Bald Trivia==
[[Image:Patrick_Stewart2.jpg|thumb|left|Bald and [[Gay]] or just bald and [[British]]? Of course, they mean the same thing so it doesn't really matter.]]
[[Image:Loveboat.jpg|thumb|Patrick Stewart's Famous Bald Twin]]
[[Image:CAPTAIN PIKARD.jpg|thumb|Patrick Stewart bald all ova in ''Trek'' Porn]]
*Is bald. 
*Is [[French]] (le baldé).
*Is [[Jewish]]
*Is the father of [[Jon Stewart]] (who is surprisingly not bald).
*Patrick's second son, Rod Stewart, is bald just like his [[father]], but hides his baldness under a baldly made wig.
*Born bald.
*Is currently bald.
*Uses the reflection of the sun from his bald head to blind his enemies ([[furry|furries]], of course, who are not bald like he is).
*Will [[die]] bald.
*[[What|Is not only French but also American, hence the baldness.]]
*Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. ''Enterprise'', <strike>who fears large amounts of hair,</strike> <strike>is a pretty cool guy to the and doesn't afraid of anything, thus is bald.</strike> Is the greatest man known to the Star Trek universe, who's only fear is to be as weak as those with hair. This is noted in the 5th season when he punches Beverly Crusher (a "female docter".......bullshit!) in the face for being late for her shift due to she is a women and spent 3 hour fucking with her hair.
*When Captain Picard was assimilated by the Borg, he saved them the trouble of shaving his head, as he was already bald.
*Desperately wants to play bald comic book hero/journalist, Spider [[Jew|Jerusalem]], as he is a bald-blood-brother of comic creator/perv Warren Ellis, who is not bald, unlike Patrick Stewart, who IS bald.
*Has worked tirelessly, despite his follicular disability (baldness), to improve his own life and overcome the fact that he does not actually have any hair, because he is bald.
*Was born bald (that is, without hair) and will die bald. (Ironic, isn't it? Some people climb mountains, travel the world, or even read a lot of books, but Patrick Stewart couldn't find the time to even try and grow just a couple of cranium-carpet fibers, because he's bald.)
*Did we mention that he was bald? Oh, yeah, it's right there at the top. Well, in case you forgot, he's bald.
*Follically challenged (bald).
*Baldy went, where no one has gone before
*He has No Hair!
*It is well known that Patrick Stewart is not a nigger, but the leader of the "Smooth Heads Association" that is why he displays his shiny BALDNESS to the [[over 9,000]] viewers on ''Star Trek'' in homage to his BALDY brethren. He is also a kike lover...
*He is bald.

==Movies Where He is Not Bald==

[http://imdb.com/name/nm0001772/ None]

==Congressional Medal of Honor for Service to Bald Men==
[[Image:Bush_bald.jpg|thumb|right|[[George Bush]] greeting Patrick Stewart because he is bald.]]
[[At least 100 years ago]], the very bald Patrick Stewart was awarded the Baldgressional Medal of Honour for service to bald men across the world.
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==Picard Song (warning: performed while bald)==
To baldly go where no bald man has been bald before
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==Patrick Stewart lures children into ginger bread house(with his baldness)==
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#[[????]]
#[[PROFIT]]!

==OH SHI-==

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==See Also==
*[[Facepalm]]
*[[Star Trek]]



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