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[[Image:parry.jpg|thumb|right|Parry Aftab really ought to start chasing ambulances instead of the lunch truck]]
'''Parry Aftab''', the self-proclaimed "Angel of the Internet", is a [[Internet lawyer|cyberlawyer]] specializing in [[privacy]] and [[trolling|cyberbullying]].  In other words, she's basically the self-appointed [[Internet]] recess monitor. She's also a [[fat]] [[stupid]] [[cunt]], and the world would be a better place were she to be [[rape]]d [[in the ass]] repeatedly with a gas-powered chainsaw.

Parry has set herself up to be the #1 enemy of [[troll]]s and protector of [[children]].  Ironically, the only time the [[troll]]s ever paid her any attention was when she attempted to [[trolling IRL|cyberbully]] the owner of [http://www.katie.com katie.com] into giving up her domain name so the spoiled [[teenager]] [[cutter]] [[whore]] who stole it to use as the title for her [[emo]] [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0525945431/002-6436220-3391202 story] about how she was [[almost raped]] by [[pedophile]]s could use it to "help the children," otherwise known as "help Parry get her fat, attention-whoring face on ''Oprah'' again".

The net result is that Parry has finally earned the attention she clearly so desperately craves.  Unfortunately, it's as a [[fat]] [[intolerant]] pro-censorship [[attention whore]] who [http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=116870&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&tid=95&mode=thread&cid=9892158 doesn't know how to use an apostrophe].
==External Links==
*[http://www.aftab.com/ Parry's OMG CYBERBULLYING! Website]
*[http://www.blogger.com/profile/3657984 Parry's nine million blogs]  Clearly, she spends [[no life|too much time on the Internet]]

[[Category: People|Aftab, Parry]]