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[[Image:Werenotracist.jpg|thumb|Not racist]]
[[Image:Obama_monkey_nigger.jpg‎|thumb|Not racist either]]
[[Image:Nazinigger.jpg|thumb|Not racists mating]]
[[Image:Nigger mask.jpg|thumb|This mask is [[lie|not racist]].]]
A common lie added to a [[forum]] or [[journal]] post to indicate that the author is about to make a mindbogglingly [[racist]] statement, or after they already did.

==Not Racists==
*[http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/30/gates.police.apology/ Boston cops].
**"I would like to take this opportunity to offer fellow police officers, soldiers and citizens my sincerest apology over the controversial e-mail I authored  I am not a racist. I did not intend any racial bigotry, harm or prejudice in my words. I sincerely apologize that these words have been received as such. I truly apologize to all."
*[http://forum.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=120089 Swedish Soldiers]
**"Not that I'm a racist but over 70% of the crimes in sweden are done by "[[Sand niggers|arabians]]".
*[http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/race-mixing-within-white-culture-449872.html] Swedish Soldier damning evidence
**Lul later post found while trawling on stormfront.org- Soldier of Sweden: For example, I am 100% Swedish and this makes me very proud, so while I have great respect for fellow whites, I couldn't imagine letting somebody into my family who wasn't also full Swedish. I realize that may be a bit extreme, but seeing as my family is 100% Swedish, it gives me a concrete racial identity and I love that. How do you guys feel?
*[http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/americaloveitorhateit/signatures?start=50 Petition Spot]
**"I agree with the immigrant thing (and not that I'm a racist, but hell, it's mostly [[mexican]]s) so you can learn to speak [[english]] (and "would you like fries with that" does not count) or you can go back to your own shit stain of a country, simple as pie."
*[http://www.911board.com//terrarc1231.htm 911board.com]
**"These Goddamn diaper-headed mother fuckers, don't know who they're fucking with. They want to go back to the Stone Ages, fine we'll blow their camel-fucking asses back to where they came from. Not that I'm a racist, but fuck'em okay? Any man who is so afraid of a women that he tries to deny them an education, or humiliate them beyond belief. Maybe all the men were jealous of the women, because if you noticed, none of the men have any teeth, I'm sure they did that for a reason, so they can give better head. They don't want any women around doing it better."
-lulz dumb bitch don't know the difference betwen a racist and a sexist <--amirite?
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4418688/1/imma_Wiserd raveneagel]
**"" the teecher wuz an old womin wit glases and an ol droopy suit. "letme see wut u can do" she said. i pointed at da ground. "fried chikin" i sed. sum fried chikin apered on da flor. she piked it up an took a bit. "yum yum" she sayed and eatted it all. "i no wut class u should go in. u shud go in da blak magic clas.""wut" i sed."dun worri, im nut rassist" she sad. "sum children r good at blak magik whil odders r wite magik.""
*[http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081111/tuk-bbc-presenter-sacked-in-race-row-45dbed5.html BBC Presenter(NOT Racist)]
**"I know this sounds really racist, but I'm not being ... please don't send anyone, like, you know what I mean...She's not used to Asians. She's not racist, her godparents are black."
*Some asshole on [[YouTube]]
**"Nigger. What, are you gonna have your 'crew busta cap up in my honkay ass'? no, i think not. Fuck those niggers and their gangs. Gangs are for pussys who have to have other people help them fight one person. Fucking bitch. No, i'm not racist."
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8321157.stm Nick Griffin] 
**Nick Griffin is not racist. He's just [[Pedobear|winning kids over]] that have been lead astray.


Just because I had one bad experience with a minority and judge every other person in that minority group on that experience doesn't mean I'm racist.

==Not racist because...==
A more complicated variation of "not racist," this one involves

#Beginning a sentence with "Anyway I can't be racist because..."
#appending any of these excuses:
## "my great grandad was from (some [[nigra]] country)"
## "[[I have a lot of|I have a]] (insert minority here) friend"
## "my boyfriend/girlfriend is (insert minority here)"
## "I called him a 'nigga', not a 'nigger'"
## "I'm [[Christian]]" 
## "I'm a pacifist" (no really)
## "I'm [[Irish]]"
## "I'm not even white"
## "as a longtime [[Mac]] user..."
## "as a devout [[Fag]]..."
## "I said so"
## "I'm majoring in Liberal Arts"
## "I admire the work of [[Woll_Smoth|Will Smith]]"
## "that's what's so insane about this"
## "Libertarians are incapable of being racist"
## "I bought a coloured TV"
## "[[Chris-chan|I'm 1/16 Cherokee]]"
## "I hate them for the way they smell, not because they are subhumans."
## "I vote Democrat" or "I voted for Obama"

Remember that the more effort spent in convincing someone you are not racist, the more likely it is you are, in fact, [[racist]].

==Exception==
Granted, because the loony left will often interpret the most innocent statements as racist, kneejerk [[liberals]] will sometimes use this statement to make it clear to the [[retarded]] that they are not in fact making a racist statement. They're wasting their time, of course. 
An example of such a conversation follows:

[[Liberal guilt|Guilty liberal]]: Sushi originated in [[Japan]]

Crazy [[leftard]]: RACIST! 

[[Liberal guilt|Guilty liberal]]: Oh God I'm sorry. I'm not racist, but sushi really did originate in Japan. 

Crazy [[leftard]]: ONLY RACISTS SAY "I'M NOT RACIST!" DON'T YOU GET IT!!!!! 

[[Liberal guilt|Guilty liberal]]: Oh God, you're right! Where can I sign up for sensitivity training?

==See Also==

* [[Not Jewish]]
* [[Not gay]]
* [[homo|Not homo]]
* [[Furfag|Not furry]]
* [[Dubious disclaimer]]
* [[Liar]]
* [[purelily]]
* [[Kramer]]
* [[Ron Paul]]

==External Links==
*[http://rent-a-negro.com/ Black friends for starters]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0 Teacher calls student a "nigga"]
*[http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/09/philly.pool/index.html?iref=newssearch Black kids not allowed to swim in swimming pool.] Also,not racist. (see also [[pools closed]])

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