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[[Image:Ninjasvspirates.jpg|thumb|East meets West meets [[Lame]]]] 
[[Image:Compelling Pirate.jpg|thumb|A compelling argument for the pirate side]]

An ongoing argument spurred by [[unfunny]] [[fag|fags]] in which the question "Who would win in a fight: ninjas or pirates?" is posed. Rarely does anyone who poses said question actually care about the answer; It is in reality a feeble tactic for sounding wacky and "SO RANDOM!!!", most often resorted to annoying candy raver goth kids who even juggalos look down on. This is, of course, a retarded question, as both groups would team up and fail at conquering the world. Ironically, approximately 99.33% [[Leeroy Jenkins|(repeating of course)]] of the people who use this joke would last less than four seconds as either a ninja or a pirate because they are all worthless, niggardly [[Basement-dweller]]s.

== The Fight ==
Since ninjas would probably have to sail out to the pirates, they would be sunk by the pirates' cannons. Some argue that ninjas could fly to the pirate ships. These same people would argue that when the pirates would shoot pistols at the ninjas, the ninjas would deflect the bullets with their swords. These same people are also [[retards]]. 

If (and this is the more likely possibility) the ninjas stayed on land and let the pirates come to them, they could take them out one at a time as they came down the gangplank, or defeat one longboat-full at a time. 

Another possibility is that ninjas are so obsessed with secrecy that they refuse to be seen by anyone. Due to the large amounts of attention pirates always, get approach by ninjas proves impossible, thus keeping the pirates alive. Since pirates typically have only one eye they have even less chance of spotting the ninjas than normal people. Result: NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS.

The most [[lulz]]y thing, of course, is that the question was answered many years before it became popular, in [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|James Clavell's ''Shogun'' and ''Gai-Jin'']].

== Drama ==
[[Basement-dweller|Enthusiasts of this discussion]] are an ample source of drama because they are all pseudo-[[intellectual]]s who have completely forgotten that the whole thing is fucking [[stupid]]. They stay up late into the night writing theses on the socio-political and philsophical ramifications of a ninja and a pirate getting in a fight.

Those preferring the pirates are most often pretentious [[hipster]]s and disoriented [[discordian]] [[hippies]], with the occasional [[Maddox]] fanboy or [[13 year old boy]] who wants to [[anal]] [[rape]] [[Jack Sparrow|Johnny Depp]] and who pretends he's old enough to drink rum, but who is totally unaware that it tastes remarkably similar to [[crap]]. Those on the ninja side are almost always [[otaku]] who have decayed their brains with [[anime]], [[video game]]s, [[shit bands|J-Pop]] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocky Pocky] to the point that they think they have [[magick|magic powers]] and [[Internet tough guy|know karate]].

Both sides hate [[asspies|pinjas]] (pirate-ninja crossbreeds) more than [[Hitler]] hated the [[Jews]], and rightfully so, because they are [[pussy|pussies]], and are generally blind due to having [[azn|Asian]] eyes and having an eyepatch. They also share a common hatred of anyone who has [[no life|enough of a life]] to realize the topic is retarded.

== What to expect ==
===Typical pro-Pirate Argument(s)===
''"Man, you just don't get it man, it's about like freedom, man, like [[sex]], [[drugs]] and [[Music|rock and roll]], like [[Hippies#Jimi_Hendrix|Hendrix]], man, like whoa..."''

===Typical pro-Ninja Argument(s)===
''"jur a [[faggot]]" or "Ninjas are [[1337|UBER]] awesome."''

''"ZOMG, [[Narutard|Naruto]] iz [[lies|awesumer]] than any Piratez"

==Video Games==
For years a fiercely debated topic has been at the forefront of all [[13_year_old_boys|gamers]] minds. This debate has pitted friends against friends and has even destroyed the core of some gamers families. In summer 2006 the debate and feuding is over. There is only one question that remains.... are you a [[Weaboo|Ninja]] or a [[Pirate|Pirate]]?

This game has some potential if it works out the way it is. The creators are making this off the Torque Engine (if anyone is familiar with Tribes 2). So at least it's not another HL mod.

[http://ninjasvspirates.darkcombat.net Ninjas Vs. Pirates video game website]

Another developer named [http://www.blazinglizard.com/ Blazing Lizard] announced that they were copyrighting, trademarking and patenting the name Pirates Vs. Ninjas and were creating a game called Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodgeball which will be released in 2008 for the XBox. Exactly what Pirates and Ninjas have to do with Dodgeball remains to be seen.

==The Truth to the Matter==
In reality, it's fairly easy to see which one wins. It's not about freedom, power, or evilyness, as some [[Gaia_online|faggots]] like to say. It really all just comes down which is greater for the all mighty [[cock]]. The most popular things brought to this [[Flame_Wars|discussions]] are the [[shit|anime]]s of ''Naruto'' and ''One Piece'', which are cartoons about Ninjas and Pirates, respectively. Taking away [[nothing|plot, depth, and entertainment]], you are left with the characters. And all the [[wapanese]] fucks make fan art for the two either make [[retard|Naruto]] and [[emo|Sasuke]] have ninja man sex, Or have [[boring|Robin]] and [[whore|Nami]] have lady pirate sex.

So, it all comes down to it. Are you a man/lesbian who enjoys the pussy? Pirates win. You a fag? Ninjas are for [[you]]. Of course, this argument is only validated if you're an [[weaboo|animu faggot]] who watches both these damn shows with interest. What, you wanted to be told that you're [[Lies|NOT gay]]? That's what [[pity sex]] and [[your mom]] are for.

==External links==
*[http://apps.facebook.com/piratesninjas/?i=34318982 Facebook Pirates Vs Ninjas ap]
*[http://ninjasvspirates.darkcombat.net Ninjas Vs. Pirates video game website]
*[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=1&issue=2 Some good old fashioned Ninja vs. Pirate comic action]
*{{ljcomm|user=ninjasvspirates}} ([[Ashi moto]] hangs out there sometimes.)


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