Nick Croce
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Nick Croce is an internet hacker who got hacked on July 24th by 711chan and lost all of his accounts to everything he loves on the internet. His past times include attending college classes for intro to programming as an emo highschool kid and being a girls best friend.
Original Post
Hey h4ck, I'm done fucking with this kid. Here is all I've compiled on him Emails soccerrox1234@yahoo.com Passowrd: lolhacked croce@ny-yankees.net Password: lolhacked scanc2211@aol.com unknown password siena4soccer@aol.com Password: lolhacked siena4soccer1@aol.com Password: lolhacked AQCroce2010@aol.com Password:lolhacked AIM AQCroce2010 : lolhacked Myspace croce@ny-yankees.net password: fagfag11 Known Passwords uloser2 macmac singason alexisgay1 Other stuff Almost everything he uses has the password singason. His facebook is AQCroce2010@aim.com but it is near impossible to reset his facebook password because it is to @aim.com not aol.com and aol's layout makes it impossible to find anything. He is a junior though it has colleges under his name. Disregard them, he is a liar. The AIM is loaded with rich spoiled jailbait waiting to get fucked. I was going to write a suicide note but I am not creative enough to pull one off without it looking like stupid emo shit and not real suicide. His friends are none the wiser to him not having access to his account. His soccerrox1234@yahoo.com account has a bunch of his personal information like mailing address if you want to get irl lulz. Enjoy faggots
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Homosexuality
After being in the closet for 16 years anon did the right thing and kicked him out. Many lulz were had when he eventually told his uncle about his homosexuality.
Email to Uncle
Hey Unc, i'm kinda embarassed asking this, and i can't really ask my mom or dad, so i thought i'd ask you. I think i might be gay, how do i know for sure? A boy kissed me and i kinda liked it. -Nick And the reply: Dear Nick, Wow. Thanks for confiding in me on such a big subject. I'll try to answer this the best I know how. God created us body, mind, and soul in one person to reflect the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit in the Trinity. That means that anything like our sense of sexual identity is a complex combination of all these parts of what make us a person, like choosing a career, a faith, or whom to spend the rest of our life with. That part of who we are typically is not something that falls from heaven in one fell swoop. Rather it tends to open up gradually as we approach maturity. For instance, I started liking girls when I was ten but was not really in full gear on that score till about your age. No two people follow exactly the same path through this part of growing up. What makes it more complicated is that our brain is growing up at a slower pace than most of the rest of us. Did you know some scientists think the brain is not through growing up until almost thirty? That means we are almost always a little bit behind the curve in figuring out what all the experiences of growing up mean and add up to. That was a lot to say I don't think one kiss from a guy means you're gay any more than one driving lesson quaifies you for NASCAR or one touch down means you can play in the NFL. The answer about being gay or staight comes more through processing and thinking about our experiences with relationships and what we dream and fantasize about. The human body is wired in a beautiful way to respond positively to touch. Any contact with the body where nerve endings are bundled and concentrated is very likely to be interpreted by the brain as a pleasurable experience whether the contact is made by a male or female. The lips are one such place. This is how God programs babies to seek their mother's milk. I assume you'll want me to keep this confidential so that's what I'll do. I think you might benefit from talking to a priest or counselor at school you can trust. My girl friend Dagny is close friends with a gay couple who have been in a committed relationship for more than ten years. They might be willing to talk to you if you think that would help, but it might be easier to seek out a priest or counselor first since something like this really deserves a face to face. If you want to talk some more, just shout. I will be praying for you and remaining in your corner. Love, Uncle Joe
Tl;dr: his next family reunion should be interesting . . .
Also, lol @ nascar & NFL analogies
Chat Logs
Even Chris Hansen lol'd when he got his hands on the chat logs.
[22:17] TitanKeeper23: sup [22:17] siena4soccer: hey [22:17] siena4soccer: wanna fuck [22:18] TitanKeeper23: wow [22:18] siena4soccer: cmon [22:18] siena4soccer: don't be a pussy [22:18] TitanKeeper23: who is this [22:18] siena4soccer: real men fuck [22:18] siena4soccer: fuck hard [22:18] siena4soccer: fuck soft [22:18] siena4soccer: anal [22:18] siena4soccer: oral [22:18] siena4soccer: everywhere [22:18] TitanKeeper23: Who is this [22:18] siena4soccer: i have a 4" dick waiting just for you [22:18] siena4soccer: it's hard just for [22:18] TitanKeeper23: Who is this [22:18] siena4soccer: it's your next lover [22:19] siena4soccer: that's who [22:19] siena4soccer: now fuck me [22:20] TitanKeeper23: fuck u this aint nick [22:20] siena4soccer: i will jam it in your pooper [22:20] siena4soccer: and cum water [22:21] TitanKeeper23: yea cause u a gay mother fucking homo [22:21] siena4soccer: my veiny dick is starting to precum to you [22:21] siena4soccer: talk dirty to me [22:21] TitanKeeper23: u a homo [22:21] siena4soccer: you're my bitch [22:21] siena4soccer: now get on your knees [22:21] siena4soccer: lick the tip of my cock [22:22] siena4soccer: roll your tounge around it [22:23] TitanKeeper23: shut the fuck up u pice of shit that licks ur mommas sagggy body and fucks everything that walks [22:23] siena4soccer: we can have a threesome, you suck my dick while i lick my mom [22:23] TitanKeeper23: or u can go ahead and start likcking nick like the piece of shit u arr [22:23] TitanKeeper23: e [22:24] siena4soccer: i'm going to beat the shit out of you and make you suck me off [22:24] TitanKeeper23: yea ok ur a pussy [22:24] siena4soccer: you're going to lick my pussy [22:24] siena4soccer: i hope you like S&M
Gallery
 Original Post |
 The Confession |
 Don't be such a nigger about it. |
 The Chat log |
 Email to his uncle |
 You got mail |
 I'm calling the cops |
 Who are you? |
External Links
Nick Croce's Myspace lol Baleeted.
