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[[Image:myg0tcake1.jpg|thumb|This guy is a moron.]]
myg0t is an online gaming organization dedicated to having fun and spreading peace across the [[Internets]]. The group was formed in 1998, just before the formation of the Internet. They played a lot of Counter-Strike and Quake in those days. Now they are involved mainly in [[Battlefield 2]] and [[Counter-Strike]]: Source. The myg0t forums are a haven for socially deprived [[13-year-old boy|12 year olds]] looking to flame every single post (unless an official myg0t made it).  Unlike [[12chan]] and [[420chan]], the moderators here try to remove child porn when it arises.

==Their Mission==
Being the reason you lose at Counter-Strike. They are [[trolls]] who specifically target Counterstrike for the sake of [[lulz]]. In short, they are [[internet superheroes]]

===Methods===

*[[Hacking|Haxorozing]]
*[[pwnage|Teamkilling]]
*[[Spamming|Chat spamming]]
*[[VideoCompiler|Microphone spamming]]
*[[Cripple|Team flashing]]
*[[Rape|Door blocking]]
*etc.

===Tools===

All members, upon joining myg0t, get a copy of [[Admiral Ackbar|'Sp0rkeh']]. This exclusive all-purpose hacking tool works as an aimbot, speedhack, wallhack, and ban remover in almost any [[Steam]] game. Valve has yet to make it VAC-detected. There is also another private hack, "reflex.exe," which myg0t hands out to non-g0ts if they ask nicely on IRC.

===Publishing===

If a griefer is so kind as to spread the lulz, they may release their work to the internet. The two mediums of choice are [[YouTube]] and [[mspaint|collages]].

== History ==
The group was founded in 1998 by a [[13-year-old boy|twelve-year old]] named g0d from Chillicothe, Ohio, because of his infatuation with online video games, [[furry]] sex, pissing people off, and of course, his love for [[Niggers|Oxycontin & malt liquor]]. Eventually he was fired for inhaling [[Jenkem]] one too many times. Through its decade of existence, myg0t has added [[at least 100]] members from five continents to contribute to annoying people in internet games.
 
=== Half-Life 2 Source Leak ===
[[Image:Gabenwasted.JPG|thumb|right|Gabe Newell]]
In 2003 Valve told everyone that the source code to its upcoming game, [[Half-Life 2]], had been stolen from their network.  Rather than coming clean with the truth, they told the gaming community to hunt down the supposed hackers.  Since everybody was essentially "raged" over a "computer game", the logical scapegoat was myg0t. The myg0t IRC channel went from an average of 75 idlers to 1100 users within a week. The new [[e-detective|e-detectives]] from the [[Half-Life]] community were intent on implicating SourceX, resident [[Fat|donut eater]] of myg0t, and [[Mudfall|Shitman]], a shit man.  Shitman was kicked out within days in an [[lie|unrelated]] child [[Pedo|molestation attempt]]. A month following the source code theft, Gabe Newell of Valve admitted to eating the server containing the code citing that he "couldn't help himself."  In spite of counseling that he would take in the following months for his eating disorder, he is still morbidly obese. Being the co-founder means that he may have shared the server for the other dude.

=== I Hate Yuo myg0t 1 & 2 ===
[[Image:myg0t4.jpg|thumb|Some kid's step-mom]]
[myg0t]Stoned_Gorilla created a [[Flash]] cartoon espousing the g0t ideals of truth and altruism. Commonly referred to as [http://www.pwned.nl/ pwned.nl], it was submitted on February 11, 2003 to [[Newgrounds]] where it has since received [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/82965 over 250,000 views]. To follow up the first flash animation, [myg0t]Stoned Gorilla released the sequel [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/171762 'I hate you myg0t 2'] a little over a year later. Since the launch of its dedicated website, it continues to receive over one million unique hits each year.

Quoting things from the video such as "hi im new to the hole cheeting scene, LoL!" is now considered an [[old meme]] in the myg0t forums.

=== I Hate Yuo myg0t too much ===
[[Greg King]], a [[hacker]], pleaded guilty to doing DDOS against myg0t and some other sites around 2004.

''Eventually, Greg said he would suspend the DDoS assault if officials posted an apology for "myg0t being the asses we are."''

Surely a few hours of downtime is worth 10 years in prison.

=== myg0t vs. GNAA ===
[[Image:Myg0tdelwiki.PNG|thumb|A typical myg0t Deletion Review that lasts less than 2 minutes]]
Some conflict arose between [[GNAA]] and myg0t primarily due to the fact that <s>GNAA has a wiki page and myg0t does not. GNAA prides themselves in being put up for deletion over twenty times, each time failing.</s> [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2006-November/057193.html Disregard that, I suck cocks]. myg0t, on the other hand, has been deleted over twenty times. myg0t has mentions in three magazines (Rolling Stone, PC Zone, and PC Format), a mention on CNN.com, and were named in a BangBus.com promotional video. However, this was unsatisfactory to the [[Wikipedophiles]] since BangBus.com features "of-age" women. <s>A surprise lapse from faggotry led to allowing a new myg0t article in 2007, effectively giving myg0t the victory...for now.</s> It was deleted again on December 8th, 2008 after much [[butthurt]] over myg0t actually having sources.

Aside from this, GNAA is A-OK in the myg0t book.

=== Clones ===
myg0t has spawned numerous clone groups over the years, mostly of ex-g0t members kicked out for [[faggotry]] and those who couldn't get in [[Retard|because baking a cake is the hardest fucking thing in the world]]. They generally fall apart after a few weeks because they are formed by complete retards and will never achieve myg0t's level of notoriety. The only currently known group is mut3d. Wait, who the fuck are mut3d?

Some claim the group [[g00ns]] is a myg0t clone, but no members of g00ns have ever been in myg0t. They're still a pathetic myg0t clone though.

Another group called Gorons posted a shitty rage video in the myg0t forums and got [[butthurt]] when every kid on myg0t didn't understand what the word lulz means. They've since grown to out-do myg0t by raging microphone wielding [[faggotry|faggots]] who spend all day in their mothers basement playing in cs 1.6 matches. However, to the [[Retard|12 year old myg0t community]] this shit ain't funny because it isn't about some publess retard running around with wall hacks and an aimbot to provide a bunch of screenshots of them getting vote-banned.

Yet another group are the Japs: some more [[shit nobody cares about]].

===Video Host Changes===

Early in 2008 it was decided that Youtube were a bunch of ban-happy [[Jews]] for disabling several myg0t accounts through single report tickets. The reason is still unclear, but trolling profiles, racism, and porn sprays featured in rage videos are thought to play a part. It was then decided that future rages were to be uploaded to Stage6, which in turn discontinued its services 2 weeks after the announcement was made - Another well thought-out plan by SourceX.

Another announcement said to use [[shit nobody cares about|some site called Livevideo]] instead, but in truth everyone's using every upload site they can get their hands on.

== Recruitment ==
[[Image:myg0tcake2.jpg|thumb|Violation of Rule #3.]]
[[Image:myg0t_fatty_idiot.jpg|thumb|This one is obviously a shoop.  A real cake could not possibly exist near this thing long enough to take a picture before it gets eaten by it.]]
[[Image:Fatg0tCake.jpg|thumb|thumb|Hahaha, oh wow.]]
Getting in myg0t is pretty fucking simple.  Here are the directions:

    1) [[Lazy Town|Bake a cake]]
    2) Write "myg0t owns me" on it
    3) Take a picture of the cake with your face next to it
    4) Take a pic of you eating the cake
    6) Post the pics in the forums in a thread titled "my cake for myg0t"
       The type and color of cake does not matter.
    8) Dont forget to wear a party hat
       rules subject to change without notice

About 95% of the people who bake a cake for myg0t fuck up and are immediately denied.  Contrary to rumor, '''this is the only way to join myg0t''', and you '''only get one shot at baking a cake'''.  If you write "Myg0t owns me" instead of "myg0t owns me", you have lost your chance at securing a place in myg0t.  Many people will try to correct their error by additional cakes just to get in, but they are always denied. To date, there have been [http://forums.myg0t.com/photoplog/index.php at least 100 failed human attempts] and [http://forums.myg0t.com/photoplog/index.php?n=1 1 failed dog attempt]. The dog didn't fail any requirements, but was disqualified because chocolate is bad for dogs.

=== Notable Failures ===
[[Image:myg0t3.jpg|thumb|Yes, this a failure and its mother]]
Every now and then, someone will fail horribly at baking a cake. When this happens, someone may exclaim 'photochop contest!' in order to provoke everyone into photoshopping the person's face in sexual and embarrassing positions. Many times a failure will be tricked into doing things other than baking a cake where tons of [[lulz]] occur, mostly involving sticking carrots up one's ass and getting their mother involved in the hilarity.  These threads can be seen below:
* AznChink - [http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?t=15935&page=2]
* Hall of Mirrors - [http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?t=20359]
* Most Recent - [http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?t=27688]

== [[YouTube]] myg0t ==
The advent of Jewtube has allowed myg0t to spread their message more efficiently:
<youtube>2qMDzswtsv8</youtube>

===CS/CSS/FF===
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6TIKKqW1M Daedalus at work]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Q6Rin7O7o Harassing nerds on soccerjam] REUPLOADED

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjoJCDaQrws DonkeyPunch's 1st Video CSS Rage]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qodt8Hu05Mw Russian Anger]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEIQ5NTr7Lw&fmt=18 BRB FBI LOL]


===BF2===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglHm3wsRek angry BF2 players]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHuuiq2Tfiw Project b00bs]


===Red Orchestra===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qYUMd7j30w FREE WEEKEND RAGES PART 3 (EPIC LULZ GUARANTEED)]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0urBcAeudac October Rages 3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zia1YzOuKQY November Rages 1]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUMDTulOXgw Iron Crescendo]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN8GpThTjzo&feature=channel_page Undercover Orchestra] REUPLOADED

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yPHVRzxCw RTR Guy: Part 2]

===OTHER GAMES IN GENERAL===

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jSipCLx434 GMOD meatspin faggotry]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ1E6Um__GY Stickam Rage Night Highlights]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.myg0t.com/ myg0t.com]
*[http://forums.myg0t.com/ myg0t forums]
*[http://www.myg0t.com/cakebakers/index.php Cake baker Gallery]
*[http://www.pwned.nl Pwned.nl]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/171762 I Hate You myg0t 2]
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