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[[Image:Meinkampf.jpg|thumb|right|Gospel]]

[[Image:Mein_Kampfy_Chair.jpg|thumb|right|Hitler's Children's book]]

'''''Mein Kampf''''' was [[Adolf Hitler]]'s [[LiveJournal]] before LiveJournal was invented. At about [[tl;dr|650 pages]], there was no aspect of his heart-rending [[emo|loneliness and misery]] which went undescribed in it. 

==History==
It is [[common knowledge]] among <del>[[white nationalism|white supremacists]]</del> [[nigga|nigger]] hating [[bitches]] that ''Mein Kampf'' is a [[Bible]], which, despite the absolute lack of literary merit in the actual Bible, is meant by them as high praise. 

The writing style is, like modern [[LiveJournal]]s, stream-of-consciousness, focusing entirely on what is wrong with the world and containing absolutely no recommendations for [[final solution|solutions]]. Being forced to read it and memorize its contents has been proposed as an alternative [[torture]] method for suspected [[terrorist]]s, but the proposal was shot down by [[retard]]s who thought it would be more [[politically correct]] to just deprive the [[terrorist|ragheads]] of sleep, oxygen, and any semblance of sanity; this helps to make them skilled productive citizens when they are released.  Also notable in this work is the fact that the [[Jew|Jews]] are found to be the cause for the calamities of the world only half as much as [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|here]].  Hitler's investigative abilities were lacking with his available tools, lest he would have discovered that the Jews were indeed responsible for every [[9/11|major]] and [[Insane Clown Posse|minor]] disaster in modern history. It is reported that [[Mel Gibson|this guy]] sleeps with a copy under his pillow everywhere he goes. ''Mein Kampf'''s well-reasoned and insightful text, excerpted below, can be found [http://www.hitler.org/writings/Mein_Kampf/ here].

==Excerpt==
''All the human culture, all the results of [[art]], [[science]], and [[internet|technology]] that we see before us today, are almost exclusively the creative product of the [[white|Aryan]]. This very [[fact]] admits of the not unfounded inference that he alone was the founder of all higher humanity, therefore representing the prototype of all that we understand by the word 'man.' [[masturbation|He is the Prometheus of mankind from whose bright forehead the divine spark of genius has sprung]] at all times, forever [[poetry|kindling anew that fire of knowledge]] which [[Nickolaus|illumined the night of silent mysteries]] and thus caused man to climb the path to [[rape|mastery over the other beings of this earth]]. Exclude him and perhaps after a few thousand years darkness will again descend on the earth, human culture will pass, and the world turn to a desert.''

'''tl;dr: wut?'''

==See Also==
*[[Bible]]
*[[Koran]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Racist]]
*[[Genius]]

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