View source

{{TOCright}}
[[Image:Man Trian.jpg|center]]
<!--[[Image:Man Trian.jpg|thumb|Choo Choo!]]-->


'''Mantrain can refer to:'''
#A [[sex]] position in which a [[homosexual|group]] of [[men]] are either [[in the ass|penetrating each other]] in a line, or performing [[fellatio]] on each other in a circle.
#A [[griefer]] technique in [[World of Warcraft]].

== Gay Crap ==
[[Image:Mantrain.jpg|thumb|All aboard the mantrain!]]
[[Image:Meeko5.jpg|thumb|YIFF YIFF!!]]
[[Image:Mantrain2.jpg|thumb|Pumping it up!]]
[[Image:mentrains.jpg|thumb|All Aboard!]]
[[Image:National_Libertarian_mantrain.jpg|thumb|The [[Multiculturalism|national]] [[libertarian]] <s>mantrain</s> movement strives onwards to the future!]]
[[Image:ThreeShemales.jpg|thumb|The mantrain from another angle. We think.]]
[[Image:Gaytrain.jpg|thumb|Another variation of the mantrain!]]
[[Image:Gaytrain02.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Girltrain_on_fence.jpg|thumb|[[divide by zero|Girltrains are so much better!]]]]



This famous sex technique widespread among [[Homo|Homos]] have shocked [[at least 100]] people on t3h intern3tz. Even in the [[Simpsons]] a reference was made, as shown at [http://mantrain.net mantrain.net]
At [[shit nobody cares about|leet conferences]] one can hear shouts for the mantrain, most common are:
* CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* ALL ABOARD!
* JOIN THE MANTRAIN!

Many [[h4x0r|wankers]] meet in #pr0n on irc.pulltheplug.net to spank the monkey to various mantrain-alike pics.

===Research & Development===
[[at least 100|Many]] scientists researched on the question of how many men are needed for a full circle, considering [[cock]] sizes and bellies - all in a completely scientific and [[prostitution|professional]] manner. One of the discoveries resulting from this research was that if the critical mantrain mass is surpassed, the whole conglomerate may collapse into itself, causing a [[goatse|strange gaping phenomena]].

===Typical Reactions===
These were the most common reactions among heterosexual men who were exposed to the sight of a mantrain:

<pre>13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: DO IT
13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: add more content

13:52 -!- dr3 [vit@dsl52-90-100.fastxdsl.nl] has quit [Excess Flood]
13:53 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: i would like to have some [Excess Flood] from you
13:53 <@scarry> all over my face

13:36 < rebel> heheeeeee
13:36 < rebel> *drools*

15:44 <@whoever#5> omfg
15:45 <@whoever#5> that picture is..
15:46 <@whoever#5> dude, I love you

(13:38:57) Niklas: wow
(13:38:58) Niklas: i wanna be the locomotive

20:14 < BlueInferno> ALL ABOARD THE MAN TRAIN
20:14 < BlueInferno> :O
20:14 < BlueInferno> O:
20:15 < BlueInferno> I get middle seat
20:15 < BlueInferno> >:]

18:14 <@Dakman> lol mxn can i participate in the man train?
18:14 <@Dakman> dude btw thanks
18:14 <@Dakman> im in school right now
18:15 <@Dakman> now everyone thinks im gay</pre>

== World of Warcraft ==
One of the features of [[World of Warcraft]] is a "follow" command, which sets your character to automatically follow another character.  This ostensibly makes it easy for parties to stay together, and for others to lead you to difficult-to-find areas.  However, there is also no ability to stop anyone from following you whenever they choose to - probably because it doesn't affect your character directly.

Building a mantrain is the first step - it's recommended to have at least four characters for a mantrain, including the one being followed.  The best players to follow are [[newbies]], and they'll often be anybody below level 10.  Identifying a newbie is simple - when you begin following them their character will stop, visibly look around (they haven't mastered the camera yet), and then begin a series of jerking experiments to discover that, ''yes'', you are following their every move.  

Typical behavior for a mantrain is incessant chatter about irrelevant things - making sure to trigger the profanity filter as reasonably often as possible - and constant [[emote]]s, including ''/dance'' whenever the followed player stops for whatever reason.  Voice emotes will allow you to flirt, tell jokes, and generally fill up the griefed player's speakers with [[bullshit]].  Send fast-running characters off to buy booze at inns whenever you run out - the 'drunk' messages will fill up the [[chat]] window even when your characters are being actively ignored.

The only escape from a mantrain is for the followed character to die in a dungeon and run into the wilderness after resurrecting at a graveyard, or for them to log off.  An advanced griefing technique that may end up getting you banned is to add followed newbies to your friends-list so that you can follow them whenever they log on.

The final step is to watch for mention of your mantraining on the appropriate realm forum and [[lol]].

== See also ==
* [[Circle jerk]]
* [[Convention]]
* [[Buttsecks]]

== External links ==
*<s>[http://mantrain.com ManTrain.com]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]]
*<s>[http://mantrain.net ManTrain.net]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]]

{{disambig}}
[[Category: Faggotry]]
[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]]