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[[Image:Gor donmspaint.png|thumb|[[Gordon the Pringles Giraffe|Typical painting]]]]
[[Image:Popeee.jpg|thumb|Anyone. Draw ''anyone'' but the fucking Pope.]]
[[Image:AAOfail.png|thumb|The average paint user: Dumb as fuck.]]
[[Image:Illl_suck_your_dick_2.JPG|thumb|Drawn by Alicia. Wait, a fucking girl drew this?]]
[[Image:jacksparrow.PNG|thumb|Better, but it's still fucking [[fanart|shit]].]]
[[Image:Pixelart.png|thumb|There we go! Too bad it's a picture of a [[faggot]]. Or not?]]
[[Image:Pixel.png|thumb|Moving a few pixels around = new sprite]]
[[Image:SOAP911.jpg|thumb|150px|I knew it was those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane.]]
[[Image:flem.jpg|thumb|Obviously, this artist is very intelligent and philosophical.]]
[[Image:Mudkip_MSPaint.jpg|thumb|.....]]
[[Image:MSPaintMudkip.JPG|thumb|[[what|what.]]]]
[[Image:Joker_in_MS_Paint_by_DJCoulz.png|thumb|Are you freaking serious?]]
'''MS Paint''' is a shitty program that has come bundled free with every version of Microsoft Windows since Windows 1.0. The program has not had any substantial changes to improve its power or usability in the two intervening decades and is considered inferior to an etch-a-sketch, often taking over nine thousand hours to complete one really shitty picture.  It is used either by those who do not have the ability or knowledge to run something better on their computer, too [[Retard|retarded]] to <s>steal</s> [[LOL|trial]] [[Photoshop]]® off <s>[[Leeching|Bit-torrent]]</s> [[LOL|the official Adobe® Photoshop® website]], or real [[1337]] users who [[pwn]] those high end software assholes with every byte they create. The same goes for MS Paint. Most [[n00bs]] on such sites as Furry-Paws.com use it to make shitty avatars using every color on the toolbar and the preset box tool.


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With the release of Windows XP MS Paint was now able to save with .gif and .jpg formats. Technically MS Paint can also save files with a .png extension, but since it has no idea how PNGs work, it simply saves them as a .jpg that ''looks'' like a .png, knowing that no one stupid enough to use the program will be able to tell the difference. It's just as well though, after all jpgs is [[THE BEST]] OF ANY IMAGE FORMAT OUT THERE and should always be used by preference anyway, as it makes much smaller images of <s>greater quality</s> [[lies|bullshit]].

It has been observed in the Windows 7 beta that Microsoft did, in fact, finally change MS Paint (the first since Windows 1.0), to use the same shitty "ribbon toolbar" [[lies|bullshit]] as the incredibly not-buggy Office 2007. It also has several new brushes for [[n00bs]] to ruin good [[shoop|shoops]] with, but unfortunately Microsoft tends to not release things less than 6 months after the supposed "release date".  

==Code==
The raw code of MS Paint has been compared to a [[retard]] taking a [[crap|dump]]. If you still use MS Paint but have a [[shit]]box [[computer]] ,are too much of a [[jew]] to <s>buy</s> pirate [[photoshop]], and too much of a total idiot to even consider using traditional media, consider trying [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/ Paint.NET], the [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/redirect/mirror_263_src_coral.html code] for that is much nicer. Also, using MS Paint can cause Herpes.

==Pictures==
The [http://www.mspaintporn.net/index2.html pictures most people create] on MS Paint look like a dump that a retard just took on your screen, except in 16 colors. And in fact sometimes, people create "Sprites" that are supposed to be similar to the kind you would see in a pre-3D video game. [[Shit nobody cares about|8 bit sprites tend to mostly be Pallete Swaps of Final Fantasy or Megaman Sprites, while 16 bit sprite edits (The most popular kind thanks to Bob and George) often tend to be Megaman 7, Sonic, and Mario or Final Fantasy. On the rare occasion spriters will make 32 bit sprites with twice the amount of colours than Megaman 7 sprites, but these are much rarer than 8 bit and 16 bit sprites, which are easier to do. 32 bit sprites tend to be Megaman 8, Megaman X, or Sonic Game Boy Advance with the occasional use of Megaman.EXE or Pokemon from the Game Boy Advance]]. With the Nintendo DS and PSP, the use of sprites are likely going to stop all together since only [[Japan]] actually still makes sprites to keep the game loyalists from bitching.

==WTF Art==
MS paint has a website totally devoted to [http://www.mspaintporn.net MS paint porn] where [[fags]] make and upload their own shitty drawings using only MS paint. It is honestly just one big fat competition to see who can make the most disgusting picture.
Draw yours today and become a [[retard | 1337 haxxor]]

==Hawt Paint Pron==
{{cg|Fucking sexy|OMOMGZ P R A W N!|center|<gallery widths="200px" heights="90px" perrow="3">
Image:HAAAAAA.gif|HAAAAAA
Image:Keepin-it-real.gif|Keepin' it real.
Image:Csection.JPG
Image:EPIC FAIL MS.JPG|Whoever inserts Bush into their MS Paint fail-child, we salute you.
Image:ANIME PR0NZ LOLOL0LOL0L0L0L1L0L0LOL.png| Admit it, this comic gave you a boner.
Image:Pure geeky joy.gif|Animation--oh yeah!!
Image: MSRougebustyex.jpg| Sprites plus rule 34 equals epic win!
Image: MSCammybustyex.jpg| 'n' moar! 
Image:MsRMikabustyex.jpg| Reachin' selfpromotional overkill here...
Image:The-toddler.gif|Is--is he holding a ''carrot''?
Image:Delicious.jpg|This is disturbing, even compared to some shock images.
Image:Bukkake58.JPG|"ZOMGZ i can paintz sexy pr0nz!!!!!!!"
Image:Mspaint.jpg|Oh look it's Mew! [[ghey|(=^_^=) KAWAII]]
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Another strange thing people, mostly [[wimmenz|girls]], have been creating is Dollz, which involves pixel shading, [[emo]] poetry on the side, and lots and lots of [[cutting|self-injury]]. These Dollz have been floating around Freewebs for some time now and it needs to be fucking noted what pieces of fail they are. 1 in 20 Dollz are actually ''good''.
Most dolls are just for shock value. This is evident, because nearly all of the dolls have slashes, sex, bones, boobs, drugs.....

{{cg|Also fucking sexy|OMOMGZ D O L L Z!|center|<gallery widths="200px" heights="90px" perrow="3">
Image:Lilbopeep.gif|Bestiality is so hardkore.
Image:Batshitinsanemold.gif|Mmmm...gooey.
Image:Bloodyrapebitch.gif|...Anything?
Image:Floodingdefect.gif|The girl that made this is fucktarded enough to put semen on the face and think that rape has to do with sex, not violence.
Image:Perioddoll.gif|
Image:Childstoy.gif|You treat me shit!
Image:LISAratedAVconty.png|
Image:Touchmeupandmakemehappy.png| FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Image:[[goatse|Painslut.gif]]

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== How to use MSPaint ==
MSpaint is a very hard to learn experience, and it will be a painstaking journey from whether you are gonna work with the cunt-sucking piece of shit pencil tool, or with the those stupid fucking lines. Overall it takes this new product called; '''PATIENCE''', and it would really help you on that subject. But since [[over 9000]] out of every 10,000 people sucks at MSPaint. chances are 1 out of infinity you are gonna become a MSPaint master. Fag.

==Mac Faggotry==
{{quote|so I wanted to draw some [[Cocks | pictures]] on<br>my Mac and it was liek, "bleebleebleebleep<br> FAIL, gb2 ur PC"|[[Ellen Feiss]]}}

[[Apple | Macs]]  simply don't have enough [[Penis | megahertz]] to handle enterprise-quality software like MS Paint, and Macfags must [[Raep | content themselves]] with [http://opensword.org/Pixen/ crap] [http://paintbrush.sourceforge.net/ ripoffs].

==See Also==
* [[MSPaint Relationship Thread]]
* [[Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face]]

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MS Paint - The holy grail of graphics design
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