List of ways to win at the internet

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Gary Brolsma, creator of Numa numa, definitely lost at the internet

Penis enlargement makes your E-Penis bigger, thus automatically making you win the internet.

Every time you win, you make Bowser cry.

There are about as many ways to win at the internet as there are internets. Here is a partial list:

• An Hero
• Gain ePoints
• Gain eProps
• Gain NeoPoints
• Gain Man points and enter the leaderboard
• Receive an Internet check
• Winning an Internet lawsuit
• Fifty Hitler Post
• Playing 50 straight hours of Starcraft
• Completing Battletoads without using any continues
• Thinking with Portals
• Pwning all the members of a forum with one post
• Pwning an annoying user of a community by photoshopping their picture with as many shock images as possible [1]
• Two words: free porn.
• Respond to "tits or GTFO" with any option other than GTFO.
• Call yourself by a random letter and declare yourself WIN.
• Ask a celebrity to have sex with you to prove a point. [2]
• Megaloading a site into oblivion.
• Defeat the end guy (WARNING: He's hard).
• Play WoW. Cancel a WoW subscription.
• Rickroll a Major League Baseball team.[3]
• Posting pics of a naked Ellen Feiss
• Successfully convincing Ellen Feiss to have sex with you.
• Edit an ED page to include Ellen Feiss
• Holocaust jokes HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT IT PROBABLY NEVER HAPPENED
• Be an internet tough guy, then follow up your threats.
• Divide the internet by zero
• Pwn your e-nemy
• Win The Game
• Donate to Encyclopedia dramatica. Do it, faggot.
• BUY AN ED T-SHIRT NAO FAGGOT.
• SRSLY. BUY ONE. NAO.

Also, though it seems paradoxical, sometimes people work towards getting banned from a specific part of teh interWeb. If that's your sorta thing, fine... you win the prize. "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?" -- WarGames