Lifestyle
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A lifestyle is the way a person, or group of people band together to make things like wearing fursuits, listening to shit music and sticking your penis in the asses of little boys seem like socially acceptable practices.
Should you ever decide that there is something wrong with a given lifestyle, or object to any aspect of it, this means you are bigoted and worse than Hitler.
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Expert's tip
"Lifestyle" is a suitable justification for any behavior. Use it to defend your habit of masturbating in front of the windows at the library, or the thousands and thousands of dollars you've wasted on shoddy plastic figurines from Japan.
Great lifestyles
- Having an unlimited disposable income.
- Getting lots of sex.
- Posting to your LiveJournal (just kidding).
- Winning an internet lawsuit.
Poor lifestyles No such thing. Not-rich people don't have lifestyles. But anyway:
- Rachel Corrie - failed to remove herself from the path of a deadly bulldozer
- Richard Stallman - synonymous with "unsanitary"
Not a Lifestyle
- Furry. No.
