Karma

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Good Karma [1]

Karma is an idea created by a bunch of chinks and towelheads to make themselves feel better about their pointless, random lives. In its most basic form it asserts that a big something or other is sitting up in nowhere land and keeping track of all the times you fap to cp. In this way Karma is alot like Santa, except that if you're naughty you get your ass pounded by Vishnu's cosmic dick. The actual effects of karma vary depending on if you're talking to a towelhead or a hippie, from reincarnation as a steak on legs with the former to swallowing a burning joint with the later. Pretty much, you fuck around with people, the universe fucks with you.

Places You Can Go To Spend Karma

Nowhere, as it is just a pathetic attempt to force morals on people who would much rather be raping children. By being on ED you already have a massively negative Karma score, meaning that if Karma does turn out to be real you're coming back as a crack baby.

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