Joanna Rutkowska

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Joanna Rutkowska is a Polish security faggot, primarily known for her research on transgender relationships and contributions to tranny trap installation and hiding techniques. She's widely renowned for being the first transvestite to admit her condition on a security faggotry conference.

Other security faggots with basement dwelling syndrome consider him to be hot and feminine, albeit Dan Kaminsky is currently engaged with Mr. Rutkowska.

How to detect the trap

This entire section is dedicated to help security faggots and unsuspecting passengers, for detecting the tranny trap installed on Joanna Rutkowska. Shall you encounter this rare specimen of transgender failure, beware and follow our PROTIPS!

Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP" at Defcon 2007.

The chin is a big danger sign saying: DANGER BUTT RAPE.
If you are pervert, you will notice some liquid dripping out of the mouth. It's not lip stick.
The thing around her (his) neck is nothing but an emergency pill in case she (in reality, he) gets an erection. It will instantly turn the penis into a fake vagina cavity ready to lurk for poor virgin security faggots. People with real sex experience will obviously note the difference of touch and wetting and panic almost instantly. You DON'T want that.
The TPI Industrial radioactive particle emitter is used to increase estrogen levels. This helps to convert the man boobs into small realistic-looking tits. Don't be fooled, they are more fake than your moms.
The wig sticks to the head thanks to some chewing gum compound mixed with whale semen. It's highly nutritious for the skin and slows down the balding process.
The traces of shaved face hair are indeed reliable to determine Joanna's true gender.

I has stealz malware

Joanna has claimed to have stealth hax that sends Mudkipz and Splinter Rapes to your mom. It was later proven wrong by master faggots Thomas Ptacek and his overweight family. Fail.