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[[Image:Altkook.png|thumb|Longstanding newsgroup named for Jamie]]
'''Jamie Baillie''' is a fearless, heroic [[Internets]] crime-fighter who will not rest until the Web is completely free of stuff that offends Jamie Ballie. A fat, stupid sack of shit with no life, he's been spamming and [[trolling]] the Internets since at least 1995. He creates [[XBox|hueg]] amounts of hilarious drama by posting freaked-out warnings on newsgroups about things like "don't hit reply because if my name appears in your new post I will sue you," and then is outraged that his name [http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&q=%22Jamie+Baillie%22+spam&btnG=Search appears everywhere on the internets].

Having devoted his life and career to battling what he deems "High Value Targets", he bravely fights the good fight every day -despite the apparent [[hypocrite|hypocrisy]] of fighting (evil?) spam with (good?) spam from his very own [[basement dweller|"Fortress of Solitude']], AKA [http://darkshado.ca/ '''Darkshado'''], his [[crap|poorly designed]] and overflowing with [[bullshit]] site.

Jamie wakes up [[butthurt]] every morning and immediately starts in on any site he deems unfit for existence by sending abuse reports to their hosts and demanding that said [[website]]s be rounded up, sent to the trains, gassed in the showers, and baked in the ovens. His latest [[Iraq|crusade]] is against the site [http://niggermania.com/ '''Niggermania'''], obviously due to his suppressed hatred towards sites that seek to defend racial minorities, and has spamvertised it [[over 9000]] times on [[Usenet]] whilst continuing to bombard their host with [[TOS|abuse]] complaints.

Some of the sites he still hasn't taken out -and which he continues to threaten with [[DMCA]] [[lawsuit]]s- are [http://www.spamtard.com Spamtard], [http://www.linxnet.com/misc/k00ks/Jamie.html netk00ks], [http://www.jamiebaillie.com/ JamieBallie.com], and even our beloved [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] itself. 

Recently, a few sites have sprung up to expose Jamie's [[fucktard]]edness, yet networks continue to cave in to his demands...one can only attribute this phenomenon to his moral high ground and [[annoying|1337 debating skillz]], not to mention his profound comprehension of internets <s>lol</s> law. Lately, Jamie has resorted to vandalizing this wiki claiming he is in fact a real life internet hero and spam fighter as well as posting network abuse contacts advising ED readers to send complaints to. Somehow in his twisted mind he actually thinks that everyone is conspiring against him in order to tarnish his good name. 

Jamie is actually a notorious [[retard]] known for his ability to burn ants with the sun by using his huge coke-bottle glasses as a magnifying glass.

It is a known fact that Jamie is a virgin for life and is probably one of the most annoying wannabe [[troll]]s on the net.

==See Also==
*[[Unwarranted self-importance|Crusader]]
*[[Basement Dweller|The Bat Cave]]
*[[Michael Crook]]
*[[Jai Maharaj]]

==External Links==

*[http://darkshado.ca/ Good Guy: Darkshado], Jamie's [[OTI]] Batcave.
*[http://www.jamiebaillie.com/ Bad Guy: JamieBallie.com]
*[http://www.linxnet.com/misc/k00ks/Jamie.html Bad Guy: netk00ks]
*[http://www.spamtard.com Bad Guy: Spamtard]



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