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Illegal

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I remember reading this joke in a children's book.

I remember reading this joke in a children's book.

Contents

1 Things that are illegal
2 Substances that are illegal

Things that are illegal

It's obvious that he is illegal.

It's obvious that he is illegal.

I don't know who this is, but he looks illegal to me.

I don't know who this is, but he looks illegal to me.

All Mexicans living in the USA or any other country are illegal
In Belgium niggers are officially illegal
People with prostate cancer are illegal
Masturbating is illegal
People who live in the UK are illegal.
All kikes living in any middle east country (~~except~~ especially Israel) are illegal.
Being a virgin in Amsterdam is very illegal.

With teh above being very true, several other things are very illegal. For instance, posting porn on MySpace while eating babies.

Substances that are illegal

Three guesses.

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