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{{Notice| Ian is a Faggot.}}


'''Ian''' is the [[faggot]] who is essentially running [[7chan]] until p4ch3c0 gets his head out of his ass and/or Xbox. He lives in [[San Francisco|the Castro]], which explains his love for sodomy and leather.

His moderation style consists of taking cues from [[moot]] and the sellouts over at [[4chan|NIGGERTITS]], as well as closing his eyes and wishing for the return of the original 7chan staff.

Ian was the chief of 7chan until he and spic had a little spat, which was resolved by the former handing ownership of the site over to taco boy. He then departed on a syrup-sipping binge, and [[noone]] saw him for the next year and a half.

==The Return==

<code><&ian> yes i am. p4ch3c0 told i could make staff decisions
           <&ian> this is the third time ive said this
           <&ian> you have a memory proble
           <&jerrcs> and i dont give a fuck what he says about staff decisions
           <@Kinto> p4ch3c0 will love to see <&ian> the current owner isnt doing his job
           <&ian> the global rules have been there from day one
           <&jerrcs> i want his ass to get on and do his fucking job
           <&jerrcs> and you to stay out
           <&jerrcs> if anything te admins are the ones killing the site
           <&jerrcs> you are fucking treating our mods like shit
           <@Kinto> The global rules are guidelines, intended for end users.
           <&jerrcs> no wonder they dont mod anymore
           <&jerrcs> because you give them shit
           <&jerrcs> do you mod? NO
           <&jerrcs> so shut the FUCK up
           <&ian> jerrcs do you realise that almsot every moderator from the original team has quit
           <@Kinto> So?
           <&ian> and their opinion is that i was a good owner
           <&ian> and it was p4ch3c0 who screwed things up
           <&jerrcs> ian you are not a good owner
           <@Kinto> Things change, ian.
           <&ian> looool
           <&ian> change for the worse
           <@Kinto> Work with what you have now.
           <&jerrcs> if somehow you got owner, i would leave immediately
           <@Kinto> As opposed to what you had 2 years ago.
           <&ian> jerrcs: i will take the rulesd own and talk to p4ch3c0
           <&jerrcs> you little shit. you threatened to ddos MY shit if we didnt give you owner
           <&Cryomancer> <ian> and their opinion is that i was a good owner
           <&Cryomancer> <ian> and it was p4ch3c0 who screwed things up
           <&ian> because you feel so adament on this matter
           <&ian> i respect this
           <&Cryomancer> i disagree with this
           <&jerrcs> i cant tell you how fucking raged that made me
           <&Cryomancer> sorry
           <&Cryomancer> but i do
           <&jerrcs> you are a little shit faggot asshole
           <&jerrcs> die in hell son of a bitch
           <&ian> please read what i am saying
           &ian (ian@anon-D21F16A8.fukt.us) Quit (User has been permanently banned from 7chan (no reason))</code>


==Ian admits being blown by a furry==
 	<code><FaKeShAdOw>	ian has snowkittyin his closet
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	hogtied
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	and greased
 	<ian>	no
 	<ian>	hes sleeping
 	<ian>	in my bed
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	what
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	hawt
 	<ian>	hes gonna sleep while im at school
 	<[xAx]slash>	lmfao
 	<[xAx]slash>	ian
 	<[xAx]slash>	did you rape
 	<[xAx]slash>	a dude? :[
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	that's haet
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	er
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	hawt
 	<ian>	no
 	<ian>	he blew me
 	<ian>	;]
 	<[xAx]slash>	rofl
 	<[xAx]slash>	is he
 	<[xAx]slash>	homo?
 	<[xAx]slash>	:<
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	what
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	yeahh he is
 	<ian>	yea
 	<ian>	gay furfay
 	<[xAx]slash>	rofl
 	<[xAx]slash>	figured
 	<ian>	furfag
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	he blew you?
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	oshi
 	<ian>	yea
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	what
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	are you going to give him mod powers now?
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	:S
 	<ian>	i actually said i was going to
 	<ian>	before he blew me
 	<ian>	:|
 	<ian>	he is mod on /fur/ and /b/
 	<[xAx]slash>	:|
 	<[xAx]slash>	rofl
 	<[xAx]slash>	ian
 	<[xAx]slash>	was he
 	<[xAx]slash>	atleast
 	<[xAx]slash>	GOOD?
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	come to think of it i wouldn't be able to resist iancock either
 	<ian>	<[xAx]slash>: very
 	<ian>	;]
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	oh lawd
 	<FaKeShAdOw>	D:</code>



==Quotes==

{{quote|<ian> jb is hard to manage<br />
<ian> oh i mean, its hard to fukken save it all<br />}}
<br />
{{quote|<ian> ID FUCK YOU IF YOU WERE GAY KOJIMA<br />
<ian> THATS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU<br />
<ian> AND YOUR AIDS}}
<br />
{{quote|<Gaynegro> did you seriously lick your mom's dildo?<br />
<ian> Lick, hell I've USED my mom's dildo.<br />
<ian> Pussies.<br />|Ian, on faggotry}}<br>

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