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Almonds kind

• Delicious golden flakes
• Crunchy granola clusters
• Honey-sweet taste
• Almonds!

Regular kind

• Delicious golden flakes
• Crunchy granola clusters
• Honey-sweet taste
• Ruined by lack of almonds.

Bullshit kind

• Delicious golden flakes
• Crunchy granola clusters
• Honey-sweet taste
• WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE RED THINGS??!?!?

Other

Many things are crunchy, like Christian Pengelly. He is a 10/10 iron, no doubt about it, yet continues to soar to new heights of popularity both in the real and cyber world. We all love Christian, apart from Ricketts, but no-one cares about his opinion because he is a lowly Mud Fish.

	Honey Bunches of Oats is a part of a series on Foods.
Delicious Foods Alcohol • Bacon and Eggs • BREADCRAB • Chikins • Cock • Dancing Sandwich • Delicious Cake • Ham • Honey Bunches of Oats • Hypnocake • Jesus Tortilla • Kool-Aid • Liver • Milk • Meat • Pizza and Beer • Pocky • Pork • Ramen • Sammich • Sea Kittens • Watermelonz • Whiskey Less delicious Food Pyramid • Gordon the Pringles Giraffe • Jizztini • McDonalds