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The Grape Lady incident took place during a grape stomping competition in a no-name podunk town in the [[USA|US of A]]. The two participants (let's call them '''Bitch A''' and '''Bitch B''') started competing in a 30 second round on top of a wooden platform. '''Bitch A''' got really sneaky at the 25 second mark and told '''Bitch B''' to stop stomping; once she had, '''Bitch A''' began to stomp like it was the end of world as we know it in order to get an extra edge. '''Bitch B''' kept her cool, but '''Bitch A''' lost control of her [[fat]] [[ass]], plunged forward and fell 5 feet on to the ground flat on her face. What happened during the next 20 seconds is summarized below:


'''Bitch A''': Ow .. Oowww Owwww Owwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Oh, [[safeword|stop, stop,]]  Ow Owwwww Owwwwwwwwwww!

(At this point '''Bitch B''' got off the platform and started kicking the other bitch in question right in the guts for trying to cheat.)

'''Bitch A''': Stop! I can't breathe!

(However, '''Bitch B''' was super pumped, and continued bitchkicking her to oblivion.)

'''Bitch A''': Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! I can't breathe!

'''Unconcerned Reporter''':  Wow, looks like she's hurt.  We'll get back to her later.  The show must go on!


==Pictorial Storyboard==
<center><gallery>
Image:Grape Lady 1.JPG|Time's...
Image:Grape Lady 2.JPG|UP!!!
Image:Grape Lady 3.JPG|Grape Lady decides to cheat.
Image:Grape Lady 4.JPG|Smirking, Grape Lady steps down, assured of her victory
Image:Grape Lady 5.JPG|Like most [[fat]] [[bitch]]es, Grape Lady becomes more concerned with her self-satisfaction than basic coordination and loses her footing
Image:Grape Lady 6.JPG|Grape Lady plunges to her doom, and to great e-fame
Image:Grape Lady 7.JPG|The after-effects of cheating.  Blood begins pooling from all orifices.
Image:Grape Lady 8.JPG|For severely injuring herself, Grape Lady gets looks of deepest concern from the kindly [[Old media|reporters.]]
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Graped]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTlhBhOAbg Original Video]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPZgUwDaE Music Video]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxbdTOzk7w The Animation]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqPjA21KNW4 Jailbait Re<s>mix</s>fail]
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