Gook

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

John McCain hates them and will put up fences around every urban Chinatown.

The preferred term to use when referring to East or Southeast Asia, in particular a Vietnamese, Filipino, Japanese, Korean person.

Learn to Gook

This is how gooks talk.

a native of Southeast Asia or the South Pacific, esp. when a member of an enemy military force.

1899, U.S. military slang for "Filipino" during the insurrection there, probably from a native word, or imitative of the babbling sound of their language to American ears (cf. barbarian). The term goo-goo eyes "soft, seductive eyes" was in vogue c.1900 and may have contributed to this somehow. Extended over time to "Nicaraguan," "any Pacific Islander" (World War II), "Korean" (1950s), "Vietnamese" and "any Asian" (1960s).[1][2]

An example of a famous Gook is. John Gosselin for producing 8 babies. These babies were half Gook and some of the ugliest offspring to ever leave a Vagina. Most people don't believe how his little Gook penis could produce 8 babies. After Research it was because his wife was jacked him off with two fingers and let him splooge inside her instead of normal non-gook sex.

See Also

• Asia
• Pol Pot
• The Bingampton Tet Offensive - A suprise attack on US soil occuring in 2009