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== '''HAY GUYEZ WHATS GOING ON HERE :3''' ==




[[Image:Faggottree.jpg|thumb|right|What is it?]]

Most boys, upon reaching the sacred age of [[13-year-old_boy|thirteen]], decide that there are several activities that he enjoys taking part in: [[Guitar Hero]], [[XBox]], and lusting over [[lesbian]] [[pornography]]. These boys even will take part in [[Rape|social rites]] in order to acquire a [[pussy]] to play with. Some boys choose to reject nature, [[God]], and social mores, though, deciding that they'd rather rebel against society, their parents, and religion. These boys are known as gay teenagers. They feel alone, for a time, until they discover the [[Internets]].

== Queer Paradise ==

Last Thursday, the vagabonds of [[12chan]] were searching for [[pedo|delicious porn]], and a certain site caught their eye: GayTeenForum.org.

Upon taking a look inside, they were shocked: there was indeed a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises inserted into their [[Goatse|anuses]]. Between the Introductions, Gay Chat, Self-Pics, off topic, and premium porn section there was plenty of fun to be had. A lot of the self-pics are hot, lol, go sign up and see.

Typical behavior found on GTF.org:

*N00bs get verbally raeped in a terrible initiation. Despite GTF's self-description as a welcoming place, it's, um, well, a good place to get [[an hero|pushed over the edge]].
*Any mention of vagina will get you expelled
*Niggers aren't welcomed, lol
*There are too many Asians and new Asians are told to [[Gay_Teen_Forum|GTFO]].
*Some stupid 13-year-old [[emo]] kid from Britain making shitty threads
*A recent influx of [[furries|furries]], bringing the number up to a deadly two.
*Lots of Log Cabin [[Republicans]]
*[[Unfunny]] retards who think they are [[ALL_CAPS|SO COOL LOL!!!111]] because they know what 4chan is.

==Notable Members==

*Anonymous Boy

The forum is his fucking life. Knows too much about everything, loves to talk about how he has Asperger's Syndrome, and is "saving himself for marriage." Claims to be literally repulsed by [[females]]. Gets turned on by moving washing machines. [[Image:pooler.jpg|thumb|120px|PoolerBoy says "OMG ITZ A CHILF!!"]]

*Colin

At 30, way too [[fucking]] [[old]] to be hanging around the forum. Likes to turn every thread into an attempt to show his excessively dry wit off to sixteen-year-olds. His mother is very proud of where he is in life. [[Image:tyra_wary_235.gif|frame|An example of a typical contribution by BJCG.]]

*HuevosGrande

Thinks he's avant-garde and edgy because he's into posting gross pictures. Has an image of himself that he likes to maintain. Threads often start off with "Oh, God, I read the title and I knew it was a Huevos thread!"

*Darcy

Some Aussie fag that's studying interior design. Good fucking grief. [[Image:Latex booty girl.jpg|thumb|160px|Typical image uploaded by Alarhardt as an avatar.]]

*Khalek

Stereotypical [[gay]] [[nerd]]. Dates a [[guy]] he met on the [[forum]]. Is really [[fucking]] [[cute]]. Named himself after some Battlestar Galactica character or something. Good God.

*PoolerBoy0077

Creepy-ass pedo. Touches himself...a lot.

*lostpainting

Neoconservative, ephebophilic black metal fan. Girlish shoulders inclining in one direction, fat lesbian hips protruding in the other; splotches of brown rats nests swallowing up pasty, greasy skin; awkward poses and limbs that cry out for instruction all dressed in aesthetic abominations. Smells like [[crabs]]. (Not the seafood kind.)

*Horizon

PoolerBoy's object of lust. Otherwise unremarkable.


<strike>*[[John_McCain|Maverick]]

Loves himself.</strike> <b>Killed himself</B>

*BJCG

Intellectual wit displayed in the form of stupidity.

*Insecure, PhillyBaby<3

Both should [[stop posting]].

*<strike>Reisy</strike> Sayreis

One sexy brown haired guy from Northern California. Can get any man he wants, but chooses to keep himself a virgin for that special someone.  <strike><u>Not notable.</u></strike>




*Salvatore

wat why u writin stuff bout me on her cant u b arsed to do smthin else!!1

*[[Paris_Hilton|Alarhardt]]

Hyperactive, compulsive retard, who dreams of becoming a musician, or [[Paris Hilton]]. Has no life, and listens to the same bands all the time. Claims to like [[emo|mathcore]], which is probably a shitty genre of music. Posts way too much. Should leave me alone. Please. Thanks.

*TheXO

Loves getting fucked by black men. [[Image:Thecrackhead.JPG|thumb|120px|TheXO's boyfriend.]]

*PurpleTits

Nonexistant member. [[Lolwtf]]

== The Spawning of this Faggotry ==

=== The Great Split ===

[[Image:IThinkWeBetterSplitUp.jpg|thumb|left|obligatory photo]]

GayTeenForum.org came about from GayTeenForum.net. AnonymousBoy was kicked off the site by mods for disclosing Super-Top-Secret Mod Information. Then everyone got really melodramatic about his firing, fashioned themselves revolutionaries, and ultimately created a new site. Today, GayTeenForum.net is littered with stereotypical teenage gay guys, while GayTeenForum.org is home to a bunch of pseudo-intellectual half-wits and quarter-wits. However, they are both full of [[pedos]].

== How [[You]] Can End This Faggotry ==

Most people on the site are aware of what 4chan and /b/ are, and find trolling humorous. Mods are constantly active and ban most trolls. So don't be too fucking obvious. Sneak in slowly, define yourself as a fixture, and be clever. Then, post it on here, lol.

== Complaints About Gayteenforum.org ==

*AngryBobbert@angry.com, of Citrus County, FL

The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I'd like to let out -- a little house cleaning, if you will. If you disagree with my claim that GTF.org's artifices are definitely not on the up and up, then read no further. It's fine to realize that having to listen to the glossolalia that spews forth from GTF.org's advertisements is not a pleasant experience, but it's more important to know that if GTF.org is incapable of discerning the mad ramblings of money-grubbing malefactors from the wisdom and nuance embedded in a sage's discourse then I seriously doubt that it'll be capable of determining that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of misoneism, and there are those who are not. GTF.org is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why what really irks me is that it has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let it prevent us from getting in touch with our feelings or it'll erect a shrine of solecism. 

*Roger, of New Hampshire, NJ

GTF.org occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being otiose, illiberal phonies. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which GTF.org habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that it has made a big mistake. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if it finds a way to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others. By the bye, I wonder if GTF.org really believes the things it says. It knows they're not true, doesn't it? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that GTF.org loves getting up in front of people and telling them that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. It then boasts about how it'll skewer me over a pit barbecue one of these days. It's all part of the media spectacle that is GTF.org. Of course, it soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to rise to the challenge of thwarting GTF.org's uncivilized plans. 

*Poopoo Jones, of Googoo Inc.

GTF.org insists that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. In the long run, however, it's only fooling itself. GTF.org would be better off if it just admitted to itself that its eccentricity is surpassed only by its vanity and its vanity is surpassed only by its empty theorizing. (Remember its theory that if it kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick?) Let's be realistic: if one believes statements like, "GTF.org's screeds are Holy Writ," one is, in effect, supporting inaniloquent, intrusive charlatans. 

*Barney, of The Purple Moose Company

Sure, GTF.org can fabulize about how free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing it and the polyloquent scofflaws in its Praetorian Guard. That doesn't change the fact that its drug-induced ravings were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, GTF.org is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every cynical ideology finds expression in GTF.org. 

*[[Paris Hilton]], of Beverly Hills, CA

Our problem -- and make no mistake about it, it is a severe predicament -- is that we currently lack the resources needed to fight GTF.org hammer and tong. I'm not going to say why; we all know the reason. Please let me explain that GTF.org coins polysyllabic neologisms to make its magic-bullet explanations sound like they're actually important. In fact, its treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. 

*Harriet Tubman, of [[Nigger]] City, Nigeria

You are, I'm sure, well aware that GTF.org's slaphappy cronies seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. But did you know that GTF.org often tries to prove its points by quoting "authorities" who are in fact nothing more than what I call subversive wisenheimers? GTF.org's trucklers are too indolent to analyze GTF.org's calumnies in the manner of sociological studies of mass communication and persuasion. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: How much is the axis of evil paying GTF.org to force some to live by restrictive standards not applicable to others? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how GTF.org's policies work. Let me start by providing evidence that if GTF.org opened its eyes, it'd realize that its concept of team play is sideline sulking. 

*George, of Boston, MA

Because of GTF.org's obsession with incendiarism, its sympathizers are quick to point out that because it is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, GTF.org is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, GTF.org is a victim of its own success -- a success that enables GTF.org to jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either egocentric or repressive. Mankind needs to do more to improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by GTF.org. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that GTF.org wants us to believe that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. How stupid does it think we are? If you assert that everything GTF.org says is totally and entirely true then you won't understand my answer no matter how carefully I explain it. You won't understand my answer if you profess that those who disagree with GTF.org should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. However, you have a chance at understanding my answer if you're open-minded enough to realize that if GTF.org thinks that it does the things it does "for the children", then it's sadly mistaken. 

*Jean, of Bermingham, UK

GTF.org may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, consider it to be a weapon of mass destruction itself. Astute observers have known for years that GTF.org's sound bites always follow the same pattern. It puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that might makes right. During the first half of the 20th century, credentialism could have been practically identified with tribalism. Today, it is not so clear who can properly be called a grotesque, quixotic fence-sitter. GTF.org looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to ratchet up our level of understanding. That's what's important to me. Either way, it keeps missing my point. More specifically, it keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that GTF.org is a faithful student of Sun Tzu, the ancient Chinese strategist who advocated demoralizing one's enemy as the highest art of warfare, GTF.org seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that the main dissensus between me and GTF.org is that I aver that the general public is finally starting to become aware of GTF.org's duplicity and complicity. It, on the other hand, contends that it holds a universal license that allows it to sensationalize all of the issues. 

*Mary-Anne, of Tokyo, Japan

When a political condition of greed, massive corruption, and diversity of objective is coupled to a social condition of drugs, violence, and discontent, therein exists the perfect environment for GTF.org to elevate lecherous voluptuaries to the sublime. I would like to comment on GTF.org's attempt to associate communism with antiheroism. There is no association. This is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about GTF.org's pathetic behavior but about the way that when GTF.org says that once it has approved of something it can't possibly be narrow-minded, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. This state of affairs demands the direct assault on those headlong attitudes that seek to traduce and discredit everyone but the worst kinds of mumpish meanies there are. 

*Henry, of Oklahoma City, KY

If GTF.org can't stand the heat, it should get out of the kitchen. In hearing about GTF.org's ideologies, one gets the distinct impression that GTF.org can be so rotten it would take your breath away. But there is a further-reaching implication: I would like to give you an example of how odious it can be. GTF.org has admitted that it intends to encourage the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but the justification GTF.org gave for preventing me from sleeping soundly at night was one of the most annoying justifications I've ever heard. It was so annoying, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: GTF.org undoubtedly yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, it abhors the current era, in which people are free to institute change. Still, the issue of what to do about GTF.org's nutty, stroppy double standards is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

== See Also ==

*[[Homosexuality]]
*[[Fag]]
*[[Teenager]]
*[[Buttsecks]]
*[[Pedo Baiting]]
*[[N00dz]]

== External Links ==

*[http://gayteenforum.org/ GayTeenForum.org]

*[http://gayteenforum.org/viewforum.php?f=6&st=0&sk=t&sd=d&start=50/ Self pics board, get trolling!!!]

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