Furniture Porn
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Furnitureporn.com is a pornography web site that caters to a group of people almost as fucked up as Furries: the Furniphiles. It's also a good case in point why Web 1.0 sucks. Go to the site and don't tell me your eyes don't bleed from the horrible page design.
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Furniphiles
Furniphiles (or furnies, for short) are people who get off on strategically placing pieces of furniture in compromising positions. Then they take pictures of the furniture and masturbate furiously. Flavors of furnies include:
- Amateur Seating
- Bondage
- Office Party, and the ever popular
- Outdoors
furnitureporn.com
The most popular furniphile site, furnitureporn.com is also the most comprehensive. Everything from armoires to vanities is depicted humping other pieces of furniture with raw, uncensored detail. Whether it's chair-on-chair, chair-on-desk, or desk-on-desk, all of your filthy perversions can be found here.
Furny Porn is broken up into several subsections, the most lulzy of which is the "Letters" page. There are also user-contributed movies and photos, and it used to have a fairly active Message board which has since e-died.
HAWT CHAIR-ON-CHAIR ACTION (BARELY LEGAL)
 Two, young, amateur armchairs do the classic 69. |
 Lucy Liu wants to eat out you! |
 Now, now Ms. Barrymore. There's plenty of Diaz for everyone. |
 They really can take this fucking job. |
 Hot, gay, teen lawnchair sluts!!! |
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 A different variety of furni pr0n |
