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The food pyramids were first built by the Egyptians and even though they had 4 sides, they had six parts:

1. Fats, Oils and Sweets
2. Milk, Yogurt and Cheese
3. Meat
4. Vegetable
5. Fruit
6. Bread

The food pyramid varies in many areas of the world. In fact, Jewish food pyramids often contain far lot less pork and far more fish. This explains why they may be good with numbers, but not in the sack. In fact, recent studies have shown that more pork = more sex. Then again, a rise in pork consumption may also lead to more fat people and/or more death by H1N1 Influenza Type A This is why we need the food pyramid.

Many people feel more sexually aroused by pyramids, and often, fat people will feel more sexually aroused by food. Unattended food may lead to wild fatty infestations.

The Food Pyramid Is Jew Lies

See Also

• Pyramid of h8

	Food Pyramid is a part of a series on Foods.
Delicious Foods Alcohol • Bacon and Eggs • BREADCRAB • Chikins • Cock • Dancing Sandwich • Delicious Cake • Ham • Honey Bunches of Oats • Hypnocake • Jesus Tortilla • Kool-Aid • Liver • Milk • Meat • Pizza and Beer • Pocky • Pork • Ramen • Sammich • Sea Kittens • Watermelonz • Whiskey Less delicious Food Pyramid • Gordon the Pringles Giraffe • Jizztini • McDonalds