Fire

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Cali is teh hawt.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Heh heh heh.... FIRE!

Also for killing it

Fire has existed for at least 100 years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some cheetohs marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal cruelty and tesla coils and whatnot.

Uses of Fire

Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:

Burning two towers filled with fat americans
ending your life at the behest of others
dramatic entrances
smoking
getting rid of old buildings
essential for starting a flame war
solving the Jew problem
solving the pesky asians problem
solving the black problem
solving the homeless problem
solving the whore problem
solving most any problem
giving white supremacists what they deserve (A nice hot meal)
cleaning up Canada
getting rid of those pesky homosexuals which essentially cures AIDS
like AIDS fire can also cure all other forms of diseases including Acne
burning small furry animals to piss off animal rights activists who really only care about the rights of cute animals, those bigots
Porkchop Sandwiches
Killing it
Bakeing a Delicious Cake
Getting rid of mormons
Doing 1d20 damage/round.
Burning Jews
Putting Wiggers in their place.
Burning California
Clearing Large rooms of people, generally resulting in Lulz and a stampede.
Helping out Catnarok
Pwning the Australians
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Profit!

Videos of Fire

Gallery of Fire

Effective fire fighting.	Porkchop Sandwiches.	Nintendo fully sanctions killing it with fire	So do the Simpsons.
Fire. When Man discovered fire, he likely did not realize that his discovery would be used to set street-bums and gutter-whores aflame.	Whoever started me, it was most definitely not Billy Joel.	The use of fire has spread like wildfire	Also useful for witches.
Jacqueline Saburido did it for the lulz.	A German on fire