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  company_name   = Kawaii Friendly Cute [[Gurren Lagann|niaTeppelin]]ismaiwaifu Club|
  company_logo   = [[Image:Fctclogo.jpg|200px]] |
  company_type   = Playing card company |
  company_slogan = I'M A HIGHWAY STAR |
  foundation     = Australia (2007) |
  location       = Saitama, [[Japan|Area 11]]|
  key_people     = Togusa_section9, FCTCNaota, Charlie McRapekit and Robert Smith (Ausfag Founders), <br/>[[User:FCTCEliteBeatSlowpoke|FCTCShopoke]], (First Member)<br/>Atxscubasteve22, (Supreme Emperor - deceased)<br/>[[User:Tophat|Tophat]] (Ex-[[Patriotic Nigras|KGB]]member)<br/>Anal_Joy49, (Weeaboo /v/irgin) 
Something1, (weeaboo /weed/tard)|
  num_employees  = 53,594 (1895) |
  industry       = [[Trolling]]|
  products       = Nintendo Shitkyoob<br />playing cards<br />clothing for Prinnies<br />  giant horse cock dildos |
  revenue        = not publically released ([[2059]]) |
  operating_profit       = [[image:green up.png]]not publically released ([[2059]]) |
  homepage       = [http://www.fctc.org www.fctc.org]
}}

The '''KFCTC''', or '''Kawaii Friendly Cute [[Gurren Lagann|niaTeppelin]]ismaiwaifu Club''' is a group of basement dwellers with horrible acne that was founded for [[faggotry|unknown reasons]], but is best known for trolling [[YouTube]]. The FCTC were the second most active force on the side of lulz in the [[Youtube Furry War]]. The first was, of course, [[retarded|the intellectual capacity of your average furfag]]. 

Formed as the FCTC, the group started out by simply posting comments on furfaggot userpages and videos, they're now primarily involved in making videos. The FCTC boasts such [[Internet celebrity|Youtube "famous"]] trolls as ATXScubaSteve, [[German|Dei3and8]], [[Ireland|Sylvesterfox]], and [[Logic|Ultraforge]]. It is also home to many lesser trolls who are [[shit]].
 
For the most part, this article has been, since its creation, complete shit (though [[jenkem|a special kind of shit]]), and does not accurately represent the FCTC. Because of this, the FCTC has been accused by a few users of this site of being [[Unwarranted Self Importance|unwarrantably self-important]]. The FCTC has also been accused by many [[furfags]] of being [[Nazi|EVIL HARTLESS NASIS WHO H8 LOV]]. One of these is true, and that is [[retard|furry logic]]. For [[Kotaku|up-to-date]] [[Shit nobody cares about|news]] on this ongoing [[drama]], see [[Talk:Fctc]].

==Beginnings==

The FCTC began when four [[Fritzl|Ausfags]], Togusa_section9, AngrySonicKid (now Charlie McRapekit), Robert Smith (missing in action), and KFCTCNaota were chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when Lord Niggertron descended from the heavens and said to them "YUO FAGGITS SHOULD START A TORRLAN KREW AND TORRL FURRFAGGITS ON THE INTERNETS". So they did just that. Eventually, they made enough money to purchase jetpacks and flamethrowers so that they could go on a global furfag burning trip. Of course, none of this actually happened, they were just high on jenkem.

How it actually went down [[It is a mystery|is a mystery]], lost to the ages.

For several months, the FCTC existed only as a secret trolling clubhouse for the four friends. In fact, the FCTC would have remained tiny and pointless if not for a (semi-)fortunate accident: right before the [[Youtube Furry War]] began, the [[Patriotic Nigras]] had a terrible (but temporary) bout of the drama and the AIDS, and so several of its members left like [[Spider Expert|spider experts]]. These members wanted to keep trolling, but trolling as a group is more fun than trolling alone for various reasons, and so they were looking for a new group of Internets superheroes to [[no life|waste their time with]]. Thus, when Naota's video was put in the Youtube Furry War article (which, I think, was featured at the time), the PN [[Africa|refugees]] flocked to the FCTC. However, most of them just grew disinterested and vanished because of the lack of freedom Youtube could offer in comparison.

==Achievements==
===Youtube Furry War===
[[Image:chazyhbt.png|thumb|Delicious "IHBT"..]]
The first major event the FCTC were involved in was the YouTube Furry War. They were a driving force behind this event, although most records of the trolling and subsequent butthurt have been flagged and deleted. See [[Youtube Furry War|article]] for more information.


====Youtube Sonicfag Battle====
During the Youtube Furry War, Slowpoke, screamed "FUCKING SONICFAGS" and started a second, much smaller and much more one-sided war named the Youtube Sonicfag Battle. The Sonicfags were much easier to troll due to the fact that Sonic stopped being good after the Sega Dreamcast and all the semi-intelligent and intelligent fans abandoned ship when Sega decided to go multi-platform.

=====Sonicwanabe Hacked=====
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During the Sonicfag War, a prolific Sonicfag, [[retard|Sonicwanabe]], decided it was a bright idea to give his password away to an obvious [[spy]]. The spai then proceeded to sap his channel and turn it into a FCTC HQ. Afterward, sonicwanabe created a new account and cried like a little bitch about how the [[butthurt|mean no lifing trolls hacked him and that it was in no way his own fault for being a stupid fuck.]]

===WolfeeDarkfang===
During the required environmental cleaning of the Youtubes required after the messy furry war, the group discovered a Mr. William H Rigsby AKA WolfeeDarkfang. The trolling of this individual took many months (which can be read at [[Wolfeedarkfang|the article]]) but after the [[FurryOps]] incident, he finally failed his last. He was b&. Or so the noblemen thought. In fact, he set up a new account almost immediately for a new stand. However, in an absolutely delicious twist of [[irony]], that was b&hammered. A new rejoice was held but it was not to last. His brainwashed disciples whined to the support team and after the third day, the furry Jesus rose. However, he vowed never to fight trolls again. [[Lie|We all know he will definitely keep his word.]]

===Tegaki E - Multiplayer MSPaint===
For the FCTC, since May 2008, [[Tegaki E]] has been a consistent source of lulz. Being a haven of weeaboos and furfags, it's a perfect place for anyone to raid. The raids from the FCTC has always taken the form of repeatedly drawing sketches of the FCTC's very own [[forced meme]], Old. Old is (as the name suggests) an old man, who is still dressed in his KKK uniform. The users being ever so politically correct get extremely irate over this, leading to really easy trolling.

==FCTC Begins to Crumble==
[http://www.youtube.com/group/ctfcbabe A group called the Cool Troll Fighting Crew] (CTFC for short) <s>were recently spamming [[camwhore|ultraforge]] [[pwned|to the point where he blocked somebody]]. The spammer might have revealed himself to be a furry</s> [[pwn|trolled and doxed]] half of the members in the FCTC, causing the group to <s>disband</s> rot and die. CTFC members pridefully jerked eachother off and spammed [[YHBT|'''''YHBT.YHL.HAND''''']] on the YouTube channels of FCTC members. Parents sent kids to [[Bel-Air]] and [[buy a dog|people bought dogs]].


'''2007-2008 [[Nothing of value was lost|WE'LL ALL FORGET]]'''


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== See Also ==
* [[fail]]

[[Category:trolls]]