ESS
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Every Show Sucks
Every Show Sucks was an illegal TV and Film streaming "company" on winamp, before the Corporate Cunts found out about it and pissed on everyone who enjoyed ESS's lulzy and fun programming by issuing a cease and desist, at least 100 years ago. Copyright whores and slaves were quick to add spin[1], while many innocent cried over the loss.
Since the great crack down of the Grim Reapers of Law, many stations have been sacrificed on the altar of "Internet: serious fucking business" including Salt Water Chimp [2] and is often frequented by the law. Anyone even suspected of this heinous act must either be shot or be gang raped by obese niggers, no exceptions.
