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Don't Copy That Floppy

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Once upon a time floppy disks were used to store porn and warez. It was important that young kids knew the evils of sharing information so the SPA squatted over every 7th grade multimedia class and shit out this video. If you actually had to sit through this video in school, congratulations, you win one free internet.


Don't Copy That Floppy is the tale of once fine young adults Corey and Jenny innocently playing computer games, when Jenny has to leave before Corey totally owns her at mashing the keyboard. Like any normal kids they decide to pirate the game so they could later play it at home. Little did they know they were in for more than they bargained. After a surprise visit by MC Double Def Disc Protector Corey and Jenny nearly escape certain doom with their lives and sanity intact. And thus the pirating was stopped, and the world economy was saved.

Also, they hid a frame of gay porn at 1:11

Ironically, this was filmed at Cardozo High School in Washington, D.C.. A school populated entirely by niggers, only one white kid attended (for one year) in the early-mid 1990s. So the basic premise of this video is false. In addition, the end thanks companies for "donating" software. Anyone can guess what "donate" really means, but it also nullifies any relevance the video has, as They didn't pay for software either.


Part 2: Don't Copy That 2


Since floppies are shit nowadays and are only used by banks, your mom and government offices, MC Double Def Disc Protector has returned from the hyperspace and decided to forewarn all copycats not to copy anything whatsoever... Including shitty animu artwork someone else did for a tattoo.


Credits

  • Marja Allen as Jenny
  • Jimmy Todd as Corey
  • Video performed by MC Hart
  • Lyrics by MC Hart and Ilene Rosenthal


See Also

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