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[[Image:deliverychanfuckingdelivers.jpg|thumb|The pic pretty much says it all.]]
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Delivery-chan is a [[camwhore]] who lurks on [[B/|/b/]].

Unlike typical camwhores however, Delivery-chan is a true [[/b/tard]] who understands the rules. Delivery-chan is not only eager to fill requests but will even aid your book-keeping of her [[n00dz]] by archiving them and poasting them to [[rapidshit]] herself.  

She loves Anonymous and takes all reasonable requests from /b/; [[tits]], [[vagoo]], [[pooper]], [[feets]], objects in vagoo, and even the occasional pee related request. She does it [[for the lulz]], and she does it [[Conservative|Right]] [[Sex|Fucking]] [[nao|Nao]].

Delivery-chan never dicks around with that 'post ending in' crap, or any other examples of [[the cancer that is killing /b/]].  She enjoys fulfilling silly or random requests such as dildo in ear or Rubix cube in vagoo.   

Delivery-chan has stated three rules regarding image requests:
1. No poop.
2. No eating weird things.
3. Nothing that causes excessive physical pain or illness.

==Bio==

Very little is known about Delivery-chan.   She is a pudgy [[bisexual]] 19 year old who resides in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.  She has a Stickam account which was still active as of May 2008.

Delivery-chan has a strong aversion to marriage.  Presumably she wishes to become a collared submissive to, and/or fuck Anonymous.

Her AIM and myspace name is LurvesMudkipz.

==Recent News==
In June, Delivery-chan told Anonymous that she would soon be traveling to another state to meet with a male [[/b/tard]] whom she identified as the same person who posted the [[Darth Chauncey]] threads which are made of [[win]] and [[chemo]]. As per her name, she took requests from anonymous as to what they would do. She promised to post pictures and/or video of the requests (which included [[buttsecks]], cumshots, and [[consensual sex in the missionary position]]), on [[/b/]] and [[rapidshit]] when she returned around June 16, 2008. Later on the same week, she began posting pics with the Anonymous boyfriend, and the thread got 404'ed by a sage-bomber.

After someone else started a new thread, Delivery-chan was banned for camwhoring. She is presumed dead. She may or may not be [[An_Hero|An Hero]].

Lesson learned: If you're a camwhore, do NOT meet male /b/tards IRL. For more information, see [[Zoey_Zane]]

==Media==
===Galleries===
{{cg|Non Pr0nz|deliverychannotpronGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:A challenger appears.jpg|A challenger appears.
Image:feets and love.jpg|Feets.
Image:armpit.jpg|Armpit.
Image:bleargh.jpg|Bras.
</gallery>|<gallery>

Image:ear okay lol.jpg|Hay gaiz I found this what shud i do? Whut, put it in me?
Image:dildo in ear.jpg|It are too big! o wait u ment in mouth
Image:in the mouth.jpg|NOOO IT ARE NOT CHEEZBURGAR
Image:for you anon.jpg|Not only lieks [[Mudkips]] but produces [[Rule 34]] ''on demand...''
Image:lick lol.jpg|...and then '''makes out with it.'''
Image:mudkoks.jpg|Moar.
Image:o lawd is that sum rule 34.jpg|MOAR!
Image:pee 002.jpg|OH FUCK NO MOAR NO MOAR
Image:hay.jpg|Failed angle shot.
Image:I have a freckle.jpg|Freckle on foot...
Image:shoe on head.jpg|...and [[shoe on head]]. Perfection.
Image:keyboard on head 2.jpg|Secret unlockable keyboard on head.
Image:okay 001.jpg|Anonymous goes where?
Image:Untitled-TrueColor-01.jpg|Loli shot.
Image:Untitled-TrueColor-04.jpg|Emo shot.
Image:Weekend at.jpg|Anon will skin Bernie in his sleep, whoever he is.
</gallery>}}


{{cg|Pr0nz|deliverychanpronzGallery|center|<gallery>

Image:1 for you anon.jpg|Vagoo.
Image:I LOVE YOU ANON 001.jpg|Tits on mirror.
Image:I LOVE YOU ANON 002.jpg|Moar tits on mirror.
Image:I LOVE YOU ANON 003.jpg|Vagoo and lubed fingers.
</gallery>|<gallery>

Image:I LOVE YOU ANON 004.jpg|Moar vagoo and lubed fingers.
Image:I LOVE YOU ANON 005.jpg|D-chan works her clit.
Image:I LOVE YOU ANON 007.jpg|Love letter.  On boobs.
Image:ass.jpg|Ass.
Image:CLEVER FILE NAME LOL.jpg|Vagoo and pooper.
Image:delivAr.jpg|D-Chan checks her oil.
Image:dp 2 004.jpg|The challenger makes his case.
Image:DRY ERASE MARKER IN VAGOO.jpg|Sharpie goes where?
</gallery>}}

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