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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Warning!: sections of this article were edited by Dave Days' army of fanbois

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Davedays is the "gayest thing on the internet, and the ever lasting promise of butthurt".

Dave "Days" Daysetti, is most likely the worst thing that has ever happened to YouTube.com, other than Smosh and Google AdSense. Most of Dave Days YouTube clips consist of vlogs and empty promises expressed in song. Dave is a fag with a permit which allows him to drive with an adult over the age of 21. He has shit hair, and eyes which many could get sick of in about 0.03 nanoseconds. Dave's claim to fame is his YouTube clips and the fact his legion of one fan came onto ED to delete everything, coz they're all stupid emo fags. Dave plays guitar like a drunk five year old and sings like a middle age woman on karioke night. He also spends the day sitting on his huge ego. He is the founder of much of the fagotry on the internet. His record is not worth listening to as it's shit. In late 2008 it was revealed that Dave has and obsession with Children and Pie as well as Penis.

When not busy on Stickam [1], Dave can be found sneaking. Dave is also argued to be a cross breed hybrid between Daxflame, and Sxephil. Nevertheless sorry ladies, he's taken by the power of Jesus Christ.

Oh yeah, and he has the biggest fucking jewnose you ever saw.

“	My name is Dave. I do know why I bought this site. Check out my videos for an interesting... yet fun experience! :-)	„
—Dave Days

“	All of these people, are not complete idiots. It's all Tom Serson's fault...	„
—Dave Days

“	Do not report them to the internet police, why are they not ROFLing	„
—anonymous Dave Days fangirl on Stickam

his videos

Davedays videos are all shit parodies other songs, as he is too much of a retard to come up with his own ideas, or just slander better jewtubers.

Trying to prove that he is not gay. Ironic, he is also a JewTube celebrity. Dave confessing his love for cardboard

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Resources

• davedays on YouTube
• zomg davedays.com i just came
• davedays stickam
• davedays blogtv page

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