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[[Image:Davedays youtube.jpg|thumb|right|obviously [[asking for it]]]]
	
[[Image:Davedays youtube lol.jpg|thumb|right|Days responds to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]]]
	
'''Davedays''' is the "gayest thing on the internet, and the ever lasting promise of butthurt".
	
Dave "Days" Daysetti, is most likely the worst thing that has ever happened to [[YouTube]].com, other than [[Smosh]] and [[Google]] AdSense. Most of Dave Days [[YouTube]] clips consist of [[vlog]]s and empty promises expressed in song. Dave is a [[fag]] with a [[13-year-old boy|permit which allows him to drive with an adult over the age of 21]]. He has [[shit]] hair, and eyes which many could get sick of in about 0.03 nanoseconds.  Dave's claim to fame is his [[YouTube]] clips and the fact his legion of one fan came onto [[ED]] to delete everything, coz they're all stupid [[emo]] [[fags]]. Dave plays guitar like a drunk five year old and sings like a middle age woman on karioke night. He also spends the day sitting on his huge ego. He is the founder of much of the [[fag]]otry on the internet. His record is not worth listening to as it's shit. In late 2008 it was revealed that Dave has and obsession with Children and Pie as well as Penis.
	
When not busy on [[Stickam]] [http://www.stickam.com/profile/davedays], Dave can be found sneaking. Dave is also argued to be a cross breed hybrid between [[Daxflame]], and [[Sxephil]]. Nevertheless sorry ladies, he's taken by the power of [[Crossland|Jesus Christ]].
	
Oh yeah, and he has the biggest fucking jewnose you ever saw.
[[Image:Davenose.png|thumb|right|The [[Jew|Nose.]]]]
	
{{quote|My name is Dave. I do know why I bought this site. Check out my videos for an interesting... yet fun experience! :-)|Dave Days}}
	
{{quote|All of these people, are not complete idiots. It's all [[Tom Serson]]'s fault...|Dave Days}}
	
{{quote|Do not report them to the [[internet police]], why are they not [[ROFL]]ing|anonymous Dave Days fangirl on [[Stickam]]}}
	
==his videos==
	
Davedays videos are all [[shit]] parodies other songs, as he is too much of a [[retard]] to come up with his own ideas, or just slander better [[jewtube|jewtubers]].
	
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<youtube>iEmqQ34fL4k</youtube><br>
<center>'''Trying to prove that [[Faggot|he is not gay]].'''</center>
|<youtube>Q9PF0NgQHFI</youtube><br>
<center>'''Ironic, he is also a JewTube celebrity.'''</center>
|<youtube>f6D4TQ3KQW0</youtube><br>
<center>'''Dave confessing his love for cardboard '''</center>
}}
</center>

==Controversy==
*Within less than 24 hours of posting, these two came onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to edit this utterly article.
[[User:Badboy007|Badboy007]], and [[User:LeSHok|LeSHok]] are clearly asking for it. You can help by creating massive flame wars with them and reminding them that [[ED]] is satire.

==Resources==
*{{youtube2|davedays|davedays on YouTube}}
*[http://www.davedays.com/ zomg davedays.com i just came]
*[http://www.stickam.com/profile/davedays davedays stickam]
*[http://www.blogtv.com/people/davedays davedays blogtv page]


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